FUNNY: Japanese pole vaulter fails at the Olympics - but earns global fame for his penis The agonizing moment a Japanese pole vaulter probably wished he had a smaller p***s happened just as he attempted to clear the bar at 5.3 meters. Instead of gliding over, he knocked it with his manhood. It was a bit of an, ahem, b***s up for Hiroki Ogita, who was participating in the Rio 2016 final. His Olympic dreams were...