Showing posts with label Orlando Bloom. Show all posts
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Friday, August 5, 2016

The best late night jokes about Orlando Bloom"s n**e paddleboarding


Orlando Bloom Shows Off Some Bad Behavior in "Heads Up!"

Erin Jensen, USA TODAY 9:01 a.m. EDT August 5, 2016

Orlando Bloom in a pic that is SFW.(Photo: Jordan Strauss, Invision/AP)

Oar you gonna pretend like you haven"t seen the pics?

Late night showscouldn"t let Twitter have all the fun, so after Orlando Bloom got snapped paddleboarding commando with Katy Perry,it was the hosts"turn toRiseto the occasion with some cracks of their own. Check their punchlines out below.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert was mad that Bloom stole his vacation thunder.

"I don"t want to rush to judgment," Colbert began."I"m sure there was a practical reason for paddleboarding al fresco. Perhaps he needed an extra rudder, or maybe he"s trying to tan his little Legolas."

And if you think all of the photos of Orlando in Bloom were revealed, think again. Colbert debuted "the rest" of the nudes on his show, and they"re definitely not what you expected.

At the end of his shtick, Colbert explained hehad no hard feelings towards theactor, and wished him well."Anyway, Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry,I wish the three of you a happy summer."

The Late Late Show with James Corden

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James Corden seemed impressed with Bloom"s co-star.

Mr. Carpool Karaokeshowed his audience a censored picture, much to their delight. "If you look closelyat the photo, you can see Orlando Bloom, a giant oar, and whatever he"s using to row with," the comedian said."That thing, it follows you around the room. It really does."

Bloom, who was totally Team Perry at the DNC last Thursday, even inspired Corden politically

"One week ago, Katy Perry was speaking at the Democratic National Convention," the host said."Now she"s paddleboarding with a n***d Orlando Bloom, and all I want to say is if this is the kind of America, Hillary Clinton is offering, I am in."

From sea to shining (and possibly n**e paddleboarding-welcoming) sea.

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Source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/08/05/orlando-bloom-paddleboarding-n**e-pictures-late-night-stephen-colbert-james-corden-/88285360/

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