Besides being an early contender for the worst date movie of 2015, The Loft is a film that cant decide what it wants. Its a male fantasy, and a cautionary tale. Its sleazy in concept, and timid in execution. It punishes its protagonists for their transgressions, then lets them off the hook. And, perhaps most maddeningly, it insists on painting those protagonists as pretty okay guys, deep down, even as their behavior...