Showing posts with label Ken Bone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ken Bone. Show all posts

Monday, October 10, 2016

And the winner of the presidential debate is... Ken Bone


Who Is Ken Bone? My Hero - 2016 Second Presidential Debate LEGEND Kenneth Bone

Ken Bone.

The debate, in case you missed it, was a town hall-style affair where audience members (screened by Gallup and selected by the moderators) asked questions of the candidates. And in that group of well-behaved, articulate, truth seekers was one Mr. Bone.

His question to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was a doozy: "What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?"

But that wasn"t why Bone became the Internet"s insta-darling.

It"s that name. Ken Bone. Very Luke Cage-y.

It"s that power outfit: The red cardigan, the white tie, the black-rimmed glasses. People were in love.

The man behind (...in?) the red sweater

Bone spoke to CNN"s Carol Costello Monday morning about his debate fame. "I went from, last night, having seven Twitter followers, two of which were my grandmother...to now, I have several hundred," he said. "And I don"t know why they care what I have to say, but I"m glad they"re engaged in the political process."

Maybe it has to do with the fact that, at the end of proceedings, he captured the moment by whipping out... a disposable camera.

Ken Bone -- he"s no conformist. He"s the person a divided America needs right now. The man who brought some levity to the ludicrous, some vim to counter the vitriol. The only thing that was making America great again.

As Ramzy Nasrallah put it, "Was so sad and ashamed throughout the entire spectacle but then KEN BONE rose like a Phoenix from America"s ashes and there"s laughter again."

Bone was one of the undecided voters who attended the debate to get a better feel for their options come November. And Bones told CNN he actually walked away without a final verdict.

"I know people hate to hear this, but I think I might be more undecided than ever," he said. Bone said he was leaning toward Trump, but he was impressed with Clinton"s composure and looks forward to the third and final debate.

Either way, true to the internet hero he has become, he plans to use his power for good.

"I"m really glad that so much attention has come my way, if for no other reason than I can get the message out that your voice can be heard, and please get out and vote in November. If you feel like your vote doesn"t matter, it does. Make your voice heard"

The internet bursts with love

During an otherwise contentious event, Bone"s comforting demeanor was just the balm weary debate watchers needed.

"I bet Ken Bone brings roses to his wife randomly. Just because," one mused.

Within minutes, someone had created a Facebook page.

And, of course, a parody Twitter account.

And yes, an ode to his greatness.

We also all now know what we"ll be dressing as for Halloween.

So, thank you, debate organizers, for giving us someone we could all rally behind.

"Tonight I lost hope in America"s future... then I met Ken Bone," tweeted Jeff Guenther.

We could not agree more.

Postscript:

We would be remiss if we also didn"t give a shout out to Mr. Staring Man. Our apologies for not catching his name. But we certainly caught his "Do NOT B.S. me, mister" look.

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/10/politics/debate-ken-bone-staring-man-trnd/index.html

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What Does Ken Bone Drive?


KEN BONE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Donald Trump & Hilary Clinton in Tears! (Presidential Debate Parody)

Last night, as we all endured the pain of a dark, mean-spirited presidential debate, there was a ray of light that emerged to remind America that everythings going to be okay. A beacon of hope in a bright red sweater, brandishing the first disposable camera youve seen in a decade. A beacon of hope with the amazing name Ken Bone. So what does Ken Bone drive?

We dont know much about Ken Bone just yet, other than he has yet to commit to a presidential candidate, but has absolutely committed to a look and demeanor that America desperately needs right now. The whole deal: the name, the delivery of that rational question, that look, and, of course, the disposable camera.

Ken Bone probably has a whole collection of disposable cameras, and that one he used laste night is significant, hed tell you, because of the Minolta lens. Its the Porsche 356 of disposable cameras, hed continue, and before you knew it youd be really interested in disposable cameras. Because thats the Ken Bone magic.

So what does a guy like Ken Bone drive? Some initial Google searches bring up at least one tantalizing possibility, this 1974 Mazda RX-4 coup. Could that be our Kens car? That almost seems too much to hope for.

If I had to speculate, which I do, Id look at some key parts of what we know to be Ken Boneness: affinity for red, a comforting, un-showy demeanor, and a respect for out-of-date technology.

Thats why my guess for the Ken Bonemobile is this: a perfectly-maintained 1982 Plymouth Horizon, in red, with the red velour interior. But, since I suspect theres more to Ken Bone than we see at first glance, Im going to say that Horizon has the full drivetrain of its crazy brother, the Shelby Dodge Omni GLH Turbo, with a five-speed manual and a turbocharged 2.2 putting out a ravenous 175 HP.

Thats my best guess right now. Id love to hear what you kooks think because, you know, Im into that.

Oh, and I reached out to Mr. Bone over Twitter to ask what he actually drives, so as soon as I know, Ill be sure to update this.

Source: http://jalopnik.com/what-does-ken-bone-drive-1787617800

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