Pratyusha Banerjee"s suicide shows successful women are also vulnerable

Pratyusha Banerjee"s Boyfriend Rahul Raj Absconds with Her Phone

Though the investigation is still on and it is too early to arrive at any confirmation over the suicide ofTV actor Pratuyusha Banerjee, let"s assume she was true to her words on her last WhatsApp status that read: Marke bhi muh na tuzse modana(even after death won"t be turning my face away from you).

Unfortunately, it came just days after model Priyanka Kapoor from Delhi ended her life after facingdomestic violence at the hands of her abusive husband. As a teenager, I witnessed my mother"s junior at office burning herself alive in hercar after three years of an abusive marriage.

Last year an established Delhi doctor, Priya Vedi ended her life and blamed her gay husband in her last Facebook update. Then, of course, there was Bollywood actor Jiah Khan"s death, which has been the subject of debate in many circles.

Also read: What drove Pratyusha Banerjee to commit suicide

The saddening thing inall these cases is that theseladies were financially independent, go-getters in their professional lives, and yet, somehow, crippled in their personal lives.

What makes successful women so vulnerable in relationships? Is moving on harder for them as compared to common people?

A recent Hollywood film, The Intern also revolves around the same concept. After discovering about her husband"s extra-marital affair, ayoung womanentrepreneur (Anne Hathaway) even considers throwing away her career-thesuccessful business that she has built, to save her marriage and win back her husband.

Are these women guilt-riddenthat they"ve given all their efforts to their career and not so much to their partners/husbands/family? Is this feeling so overwhelmingthatany blow totheir personal life becomes unbearable?

Also read - Jiah Khan suicide: How acting is risky business in this era

Or is it the fact the men don"t date or marry ambitious women too often?Is it because these women haveinvested so much emotionally (given their all)onthe only man they lose their heart to?

Is it a fear that they might not get anyone else - better or worse beingimmaterial? Do they fear that no other man would be able to deal with their independence, ambition and freedom?

I once read Zoya Akhtar"s article in which she laughed away at the question on marriage stating that Indian men can"t handle successful women. She chose to be single because she thought a man wouldonly make her life miserable. She doesn"t want her life and creativity to be troubled for any unworthy man.

Provided the two extremes, I think not having the right man in your life is much less of a predicament than ending your life for the wrong one.

A few days or years spent with a worthless fellow is no reason to feel that you were not meant for love, or vice versa.A relationshipis not an investment or a business that you spent so much on, and it must churn results fast.

Another sad part is that resorting to such extreme steps shatters many young people who look up to these ladies as role models.

Again coming back to The Intern, Anne Hathaway"s character actually admits the reason she wants to save her marriage is because she doesn"t want to be lying lonely in the graveyard. I"m convinced she"s speaking for a lot of successful women, if not all.

Perhaps the fact that they are so terribly short of time for personal life, coupled with the scarcity of men who want to be with "ambitious" and "independent"women causes severe emotional turbulence.

Love is important, but not as critical as life. Fill your void with more worries, if nothing else. No matter what it takes, live on ladies.

Don"t think love makes you what you are; you make love look good.

No one is worthy to die for. Just nobody.

Source: http://www.dailyo.in/lifestyle/pratyusha-banerjee-suicide-balika-vadhu-priyanka-kapoor-jiah-khan-priya-vedi-the-intern-career-women/story/1/9855.html

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Google April Fools" Day 2016: Gmail Mic Drop, YouTube SnoopaVision, Disco Maps And More

YouTube introduces "Snoopa Vision" allowing you to watch videos with Snoop Dogg

April FoolsDay 2016 is upon us, which means Google has a few pranks to roll out across its various platforms. Last year, Google Maps became a giant Pac-Man game then there were the times itlaunched Google Nose and Gmail Blue. For 2016, its attempts at good humor were mostly wellrecievedexcept for the newly implemented Mic Dropfeature on Gmail. From Google Cardboard Plastic to SnoopaVisiontoGoogle Maps Disco, heres what Google launched Friday.

YouTube SnoopaVision

A great YouTube video is always made better with a friend, which is why SnoopaVisionis great for YouTube. The YouTube April Fools Day 2016 prank combines 360-degree videos and Snoop Dogg for a Mystery Science Theater 3000 experience. Users can watch Snoop Dogg provide commentary on a host of videos from the Double Rainbow Song to Webcam 101 for Seniors.

Google Cardboard Plastic

Its Google Cardboard, but now in a hard plastic shell. Many have already made the witty observation that the piece of useless plastic is basically Google Glass. While virtual reality may be all the rage in 2016, Google wants to bring the reality back to reality with Google Cardboard Plastic.

Google Maps Goes Disco

Theres a funky version of Google Maps available for April Fools Day. Pegmannow has a fancy disco outfit when users visit him in Street View. Theres also a special treat within the Google Maps app where Pegman shows off his sweet dance moves.

Google Photo Emoji Search

Emojis have revolutionized how people communicate so it only makes sense to use these icons to search for other photos. The new feature uses the same recognition technology Google uses to identify photos, but instead of words users can use emojis.

Google Smart Reply With Emoji

Googles making it even easier to respond to texts with Smart Reply with emoji. Predictive emoji responses are something that could be a future feature, which could be great or scary depending on ones age.

Google realBooks

eBooks are a thing, but people still like buying books. Google decided to make realBooks, an android device for one singular eBook. Its a digital book perfect for putting on a bookshelf.

Self-Driving Bikes In The Netherlands

Google self-driving bikes removeall the physical elements of actually riding a bicycle. That means the bike drives itself and uses Google Maps and a GPS to take you to your next destination. Without having to worry about where to go, a person can be more productive.

Google Japan Flick Input

Touchscreens have eliminated some of the joy of a tactile response when using a keyboard or, go even further back in time, a typewriter. The Flick input lets users type out messages on an upgradedkeyboard that combines the best of the digital and physical words.

Google Searchable Socks

Every person has a few stray socks around the house. With Google Search for your socks, mismatched pairs could be a thing of the past in Australia.

Google X Moonshot

Google hired Richard Hendricks, he of Pied Piper fame from the HBO sitcom Silicon Valley, for their biggest moonshot yet. Hendricks is trying to use his expertise in compression to cut down the time it takes to talk and listen. From conversations to cows, its a world dominated by compression.

Source: http://www.ibtimes.com/google-april-fools-day-2016-gmail-mic-drop-youtube-snoopavision-disco-maps-more-2346843

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Csonka"s NXT Takeover: Dallas Review

Asuka celebrates winning the NXT Women"s Title from Bayley: NXT TakeOver: Dallas on WWE Network

Csonkas NXT Takeover: Dallas Review 4.01.16

OFFICIAL RESULTS NXT Tag Team Title Match: American Alpha defeated Champions The Revival @ 15:13 via pin to become the NEW Champions! [****] Austin Aries defeated Baron Corbin @ 10:45 via pin [**] Shinsuke Nakamura defeated Sami Zayn @ 18:55 via pin [*****] NXT Womens Title Match: Asuka defeated Champion Bayley @ 15:25 via technical submission to become the NEW champion! [***] NXT Title Match: Champion Finn Balor defeated Samoa Joe @ 16:22 via pin [****]

NXT Tag Team Championship Match: Champions The Revival vs. American Alpha: The Revival has had high quality outings on the last two shows, and American Alpha has also been very good so I hope for good things here. I can see why some may complain; they worked a formula, a southern tag style that many man not like, but they did it very well. They did have a couple of small rough patches, but they worked through them well and did not allow it to become a problem. I thought that the heat on Gable was well done, as the Revival have gotten that aspect down very well and make the most of their old school tag vibe that just works perfectly for them. They traded near falls late (Gables constant desperation pin attempts were great), it broke down and then American Alpha hit grand amplitude and won the titles. Very strong work form all four, and they certainly made the most of their time. The crowd was with them and they wanted the title change so this was well received. This was a great way to kick off the show, and I would have no issue watching these guys feud for a while if they are going to deliver like this. I know that American Alpha is the sexy team to many, but the Revival have been great and deserve the praise.

Austin Aries vs. Baron Corbin: NXT has been slowly bringing Corbin along, and he has improved and his give no f***s/I hate Indie guys gimmick is enjoyable. Aries is a quality guy, and if Corbin is going to shine, Aries is a good guy to give him. Aries got his run early, attacking at the bell and then hitting the double sledge to the floor. We got some walk and brawl, but when they got back into the ring Corbin cut off Aries with the stungun. Corbin then took the heat, it was slow and the crowd slowly died as he worked this extended heat. The longer that Corbin had control, the more momentum they lost and they never really got it back. I didnt expect a MOTY contender from this match, but I hoped for more and thought that the crowd would be behind Aries more; unfortunately they just did not care and neither did I. It just didnt click for me on any level, it wasnt bad, but it wasnt good either. Aries countered the end of days and scored the win with the roll up. I do like the story of the guy that hates the Indie guys that are coming in and taking spots, and this will continue so I hope that they can improve in their next meeting.

Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Sami Zayn: This is such a highly anticipated match; you have Zayns farewell along with Nakamuras WWE debut al in one match. Both men will want to send a message, Zayn a thank you to the NXT crowd and a reminder that hes awesome and Nakamura wants to let the WWE Universe and office know that the buzz is real. Nakamura was on screen for roughly three-minutes and may already be the most charismatic guy in the company. The beginning was simple, but effective as they played off of the crowd and allowed their charisma and selling to carry things early. And they should have because when you can barely do anything and the crowd goes ape s**t, you play off of that all you can. So from there, they did a very good job of slowly escalating the action while still playing off of the crowd, which was into just about everything that they did. I felt that Nakamura was able to show off a lot of his game to new fans, and the fans in attendance knew the stuff because they reacted so well to it. Even though this match didnt have a big story or a traditional heel/face dynamic, Zayn was able to do the things he does so well, the things that allow the fans to get into his matches and just root for him. The gasps from the crowd as Nakamura was destroying him with knees to the head were evidence of that. The fire from both guys and the reaction from the crowd as they went toe to toe with strikes was so great, and Nakamuras nose even got busted up. It became a battle of who wanted it more, and they did a great job down the stretch of teasing the near falls before they got to the near fall scenarios. The counters to the signature stuff were also so good. The thing that shocked me, and trust me I know how good these guys are, is that they worked together like they have been working the loop for years. But there are times when you can stick two awesome workers in the ring, give them the time and the finish and magic simply happens. And that is what happened here. These guys could have stopped and held the crowd up for all the monies they had to continue the match and they would have given it to them. Nakamura finally hit the kinshasha, and that was the end to that beautiful match. This lived up to my expectations and more; Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Will Ospreay set the tone earlier in the day with an amazing effort, and this just nudged them out of the top spot. You could not have asked for a better match to debut Nakamura to WWE fans or for Zayn to say good-bye to NXT.

Great post match with Zayn pulling himself to his feet and the two embracing.

NXT Womens Championship Match: Champion Bayley vs. Asuka: There is a great dynamic here with Bayley as the never quit champion, and Asuka as the silent killer that destroyed previous foes. I think that overall they had a high quality, and well-worked match as far as the work went. I liked a lot of what they were doing, how they got thee and felt both worked very hard to make it work. S they neared the end, I dug the anger Bayley showed. She shows emotion, she shows fire but she rarely gets mad. Bayley also digging deep to escape the submissions and go for roll ups and such to survive and retain was also well done and made sense. Asuka tried for the Asuka lock, Bayley fought, but Asuka spun her and pulled her to the mat and Bayley fought, got to her feet but was pulled back down and while she fought, Bayley passed out and we have a new champion. Bayley is the hero, she should not have tapped, so this was the way to go. I really liked this, it was very good, but just not great; it was missing something to put it over the top for me. I hope for a rematch, because while this was very good, I feel they can do even better.

NXT Championship Match: Champion Finn Balor vs. Samoa Joe : Nice to see Balor stole Ambroses official Terry Funk Chainsaw for his entrance. They went right at it at the bell, and in the mellay, Joe got seriously busted open. The ref would check on him, repeatedly, and Joe just wanted to fight and even screamed like a f*****g savage at one point as he beat Balors a*s. Joe came off as a man processed here, working with an intensity and speed that I have not seen in a long time and it was completely awesome to see. The crowd hated them checking on Joe, and Joe looked as if he wanted to kill these medical attendants. I can see why people hate this, and I do as well. I am completely fine with WWE not wanting guys to blade, I am all for that, but if a guy gets busted open naturally, let the match continue. It rarely happens, and it does add to the drama. I cannot compliment Joe enough here, seeing the Joe of old just lighting someone up with so much fire brings back so many good memories. These two had a great gameplan, they worked very well together and Balors fire up and comeback down the stretch was great. The good thing I will say is that blood and stoppages actually played well into the match, because while it was frustrating, Joes momentum was constantly stopped and it allowed Balor to recover. Also, in real life, the more you bleed, the weaker you get and with Joe going full tilt, I can buy the way he lost because he became weak, Balor had rest periods and it felt legit like a fight in a way (love the Hart vs. Austin finish). All things considered, I enjoyed the match a lot and the performers really made the best of a bad situation. This was the Samoa Joe everyone remembers and loved.

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"G*d"s Not Dead 2" Review: Religious Courtroom Drama Should be Held in Contempt

5 Reasons God"s Not Dead 2 is a Cinematic Masterpiece (Feat. Adler Davidson)

Sequel to the faith-based hit feels less heavy-handed but still treats Christian belief as an argument to be won, and non-believers as villains to be crushed

The American Christian filmmaking industry currently runs on parallel tracks. Its success in the multiplex is represented by mainstream fare such as Heaven is for Real and Miracles from Heaven, yet it was jump-started by rough-hewn, cheaply made, independent releases such as Fireproof, and turned into a head-turning business concern by the box-office fire of Gods Not Dead and War Room.

Beyond the differences in production values and competency in execution, the two product streams represent a crucial contrast in tone. The films designed for a mass audience are quieter, more personal and less aggressive. They resist easy answers and, while assertively Christian, do not proselytize. The films made and seen primarily by Christian audiences, however, are much more likely to embrace the coded, often politically charged language of conservative Evangelicals. This is the world of the Gods Not Dead franchise.

See Video: Melissa Joan Hart Fights Big, Bad ACLU in Trailer for "G*d"s Not Dead 2"

That 2014 release reworked, to pointed effect, an urban legend centered on a Christian college student triumphing in a debate over the existence of G*d with an atheist philosophy professor. A decades-old story circulated around the internet, and, before that, in sermons and religious comic tracts from legendary publisher Jack T. Chick, its variations refresh themselves over time, yet have no basis in fact.

The sequel, though, attaches itself to a very real American political phenomenon, the upsurge in the number of states considering or passing religious liberty bills into law. Arkansas high school teacher Grace Wesley (Melissa Joan Hart, Melissa & Joey), in the course of a lesson about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi, explains to students the Christian underpinnings of Kings philosophy of non-violence, and faces the loss of her job for doing so. Appropriate from a pedagogic standpoint, in a real classroom this statement of historical fact wouldnt raise an eyebrow. Here, it becomes a referendum on the existence of G*d, and the public use of the name Jesus.

Also Read: "G*d"s Not Dead 2" Set to Keep Faith-Based Caravan Rolling at Box Office

She engages the services of defense lawyer Tom Endler (Jesse Metcalfe, Desperate Housewives), while the prosecution (heavily implied to be from the American Civil Liberties Union) arrives in the form of character actor Ray Wise (Twin Peaks), a man whose face can turn demonic with the barest of smiles.

In a seemingly unrelated subplot stay past the closing credits for an explanation returning character Reverend Dave (producer David A. R. White, Moms Night Out) is subpoenaed and ordered to turn over copies of his recent sermons to local authorities. Naturally, he refuses, and since the film refuses to disclose any reasons for the subpoena, the audience is encouraged to assume that the widespread persecution of all Christians is at hand. In Arkansas.

A wild, barking dog of a movie, the first Gods Not Dead played both defense and offense, creating straw-man arguments, villainous non-believers, and the satisfying destruction of both. Returning director Harold Cronk, and screenwriting team Chuck Konzelman and Cary Solomon (Do You Believe?) have, this time around, chosen not to mess with success. Bolstered by more polished production values and a higher caliber cast of actors (Hart is an effectively sympathetic presence), the dialogue feels less like preaching and more like true conversation between actual human beings. The outcome may be as predictable as before, but its courtroom drama features at least as much tension as a reasonably well-made episode of television.

However, in spite of Cronks more assured filmmaking, Gods Not Dead 2 remains, first and foremost, loyal to an unstated message that will trouble all but its target audience: that conservative Christianity should not be merely one voice in American cultural discourse, but that it should enjoy uncontested dominion.

Also Read: "G*d"s Not Dead" Isn"t Going Away, and Neither Are Faith-Based Films

Thats no more or less a worthwhile premise than, say, deciding whether Batman or Superman should be the boss of all superheroes. But Gods Not Dead 2 cannot be honest with itself or its audience about its intentions. It improves on its predecessor by grounding the plot in headline-making reality, but its disingenuous story lines do a disservice to real court cases that attempt to sort out the demarcation between personal faith and civic life in the United States. It pulls back from the original films cruelty and comeuppances for non-believers, yet its non-Christian characters are still parodies of human evil: greedy, bitter, violent, and out to prove that G*d is dead.

To beat back those fictional enemies, the film employs real life authors J. Warner Wallace and Lee Strobel, playing themselves as trial witnesses, and its with their arrival that the film comes closest to its own beating heart. Both men have written books on the subject of Christian apologetics, the branch of Evangelicalism that defends faith with rational, fact-based arguments, and theyre given screen time to state their respective cases for an evidentially true Christianity.

In any other courtroom drama, the presence of outsiders with no legitimate stake in a case would be considered irrelevant. But this is the court of Evangelical Law, and shoehorning in the authors respective testimonies returns Gods Not Dead 2 to its win-at-all-cost roots. In the films world, an argument about power is at stake, and its an argument that must go on in perpetuity, a persecution-based war fantasy that must never cease to rage. Otherwise, its soldiers might be forced to find a truly worthwhile expression of faith on earth.

From Mel Gibsons controversial Passion of the Christ to Son of G*d heres the biggest faith-drive box office hits

"Chronicles of Narnia": The CGI-filled fantasy franchise and religious allegory took in nearly $1.6 billion over three films.

Source: http://www.thewrap.com/gods-not-dead-2-review/

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Annual Csar Chvez Day march ends in celebration

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Over a hundred people gathered at the Centro De Los Trabajadores Agrcolas Fronterizos (Border Farmworker Center) in Segundo Barrio on Thursday for a Csar Chvez Day march through Downtown El Paso.

The march included a prayer service at Sacred Heart Church and ended at Armijo Park, where the crowd celebrated Csar Chvez day with live music and food.

• Over a hundred people participate in Csar Chvez Day march through Downtown El Paso.

• (Maria Esquinca)

• Marchers chant as they walk north on El Paso St.

• (Maria Esquinca)

• A marcher maintains a beat while the crowd continues down Oregon St.

• (Maria Esquinca)

• The crowd stops in front of Sacred Heart Church for a prayer before continuing the march.

• The march ends at Armijo Park in Segundo Barrio with music and food vendors.

• (Maria Esquinca)

Jasmine Aguilera may be reached at theprospectordaily.news@gmail.com.

Source: http://www.theprospectordaily.com/2016/03/31/annual-cesar-chavez-day-march-ends-in-celebration/

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Crossword puzzle answers: March 31, 2016

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Bogusad campaigns, a failed prank byGoogle, Ivy Leaguefootballrobotsand an attempt at humor on the fraught presidential campaign trail competed for attention in the United States on Friday, traditionally a day of hoaxes and spoofs. The trick onAprilFools"Day is to be outlandish yet somewhat plausible. "It gets more and more challenging to stand out," said Rachael King, spokeswoman for ThirdLove, a lingerie maker that partnered with DogVacay, a pet sitting service, to unveil a fake line...

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Why April Fools" day is utter c**p

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Its April Fools Day! Joy of joys! What could be more fun than all of society coming up with their best jokes en-masse and showing them to the world? Nothing! Apart from, maybe, pouring lemon juice on a vicious paper cut.

In case that last sentence was too subtle, Im not a fan of April Fools day. This might surprise regular readers, given that this blog regularly features the most frivolous and ridiculous of non-stories (in the science section, no less). So surely I approve of April Fools? But no. I cant stand it, it grates on my nerves (and Im a neuroscientist, so I dont use that phrase lightly). And, judging by most of the online reactions Ive seen thus far, Im far from alone in this.

Why? Why would an occasion which, whatever its confusing origins, is ostensibly about having a laugh, be so infuriating? Well, there are several reasons, both social and psychological.

Its too familiar

There was a time when high-profile April Fools day jokes were new and unfamiliar. As a result, they could be very effective, especially if they featured in the mainstream media, which at the time was limited to about three channels and the occasional smoke signal. The idea that primetime television would dedicate precious and valuable airtime to a practical joke, well, that just wouldnt have occurred to most people. Why would it?

Those days are long gone, though. And you cant go back. For a joke to work, it has to be surprising to some degree. Familiarity is the enemy of an effective joke, which is one reason why joke thieves are so annoying. When were bombarded with all manner of outlets and brands making jokes in a vastly expanded (bloated) media landscape, it quickly goes from being subversive to tedious. Our brain automatically stops paying attention to things it is very familiar with. And as well as familiar

Its too predictable

You ever had someone try to tell you a joke, but you figured out the punchline before they could get to it? You might get some vague satisfaction thanks to your deductive skills, but you know what you wont do? Laugh.

Theories about the neurological processes underlying humour and why we laugh are surprisingly complex, but aspect seems to be the release of psychological tension. Be it confusing wordplay, twisted logic or a high-stakes scenario, a good joke sets us up to experience tension due to uncertainty (Whats coming? What does this mean?) Our brains dont like uncertainty, so when it is removed or resolved, we experience a positive sensation and laugh to signify the tension is gone. Thats the theory anyway, and no doubt theres more to it than that, but its hard to deny that unpredictability is important for a good joke.

As a result, if you can see a punchline coming seconds/minutes before it arrives, it renders it mostly unfunny. So consider, if you will, how unfunny a joke becomes when the punchline is ON THE b****y CALENDAR!

Your official fun period begins now, loyal consumers. Photograph: AlamyOfficially sanctioned fun is an oxymoron

Have you ever been at a work Christmas party or similar do where they have a regimented schedule of fun activities? Or assign you name tags of one half of famous couples so you have to find the other person and are thus obliged to mingle? April Fools is like that.

You know those people who deride Valentines Day on the grounds that buying your partner some flowers/nauseating tat once a year because mindless tradition and major corporations say you should is not in the least bit romantic? April Fools is exactly like that nowadays: just swap romance for humour.

As well as being unpredictable and unfamiliar, the best humour is subversive and illogical. Poking fun at norms and conventions, puncturing seriousness and sombre issues: this provides an outlet for our taboo thoughts and leanings, it has psychological benefits, so makes us laugh. Having a day where were officially allowed to make jokes is completely counterproductive, like only being allowed to watch p**n that has been approved by your parents.

Its patronising

Related to the above, April Fools day wouldnt be so bad if the majority of the official jokes werent also bad. But they are. Your patience and tolerance can only last so long, and there are only so many times you can read some painfully-obvious BS put out by a major brand or company, clearly the work of some overworked and underpaid intern whos been ordered by the higher-ups to create some content for a high-traffic day. Soon, you can start to feel personally affronted.

Youve probably noticed how a joke that fails can provoke a surprisingly hostile reaction. Theyve shown this to happen in scientific studies. One theory is that people are very aware of their social status, and humour feeds into this; another theory about why we laugh at people is that it increases our social status at their expense. Similarly, when someone is telling you a joke, theyre trying to manipulate you and your reactions, they think youll find this specific funny and are hoping to cause an involuntary response from you, raising their status in turn.

Ergo, when a joke bombs, someone has not only tried to manipulate you at the expense of your status, but theyve failed to do so. This sort of thing typically causes a very negative reaction in people. So when major companies, already extremely powerful, disgorge some shoddy scrap of attempted hilarity to their potential customers like an obese monarch throwing chicken bones to the peasants, it can quickly become just a wee bit tedious.

And thats when they dont seriously mess up their attempted japery. Looking at you, Google!

This is the sort of thing you usually get when official bodies try to be humorous and engaging. Some sort of dental-inspired fever dream come to life. Photograph: Tony Kyriacou/Rex FeaturesIts worse if you work in comedy in any capacity

Id never claim to be the best at writing comedy. Far from it. But I still have some standards! As do most of the professional comedy scene, most of whom seem to hate April fools as much if not more than I do. For most comedy types, April Fools feels like going to a five-year-olds birthday party while you have a migraine.

You might think its just sour grapes, precious comedy types resenting other people getting involved in their field. Maybe for some it is, but for most its not. Its more like when clueless corporate suits tell graphic designers how to draw things, or programmers that they need a three-week job done overnight. A lot of the best humour seems effortless because so much work has gone into creating that impression. This is why the office joker is often a more tedious character than an entertaining one. Comedy is like most creative endeavours: of course it seems easy if youve no clue how its done.

So yeah, for these reasons I and many others find April Fools day utterly tiresome. And, unlike almost everyone else today, Im not joking.

Dean Burnett isnt normally this humourless, but he has been quite tired lately. Chastise him thoroughly on Twitter, @garwboy.

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