Friday, July 1, 2016

The Legend of Tarzan review an inherently problematic remake


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Yes, he does the yell. It comes late in the third act, emerging from off screen, thrown like a desperate, aural Hail Mary, a last ditch reminder that maybe this story about a man with ape-like superhero powers should be a tiny bit fun. But its too little, too late. The Legend of Tarzan ends up being a garbled, clunky production that tries to please everyone and ends up pleasing no one.

Director David Yates, who inherited the beloved Harry Potter characters and brought that series home in its final four entries, makes the wise decision to assume everyone knows who John Clayton, Lord of Greystoke, is. The specifics of how he became Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle, slips into the narrative in some well placed flashbacks, but this is not an origin story. For that alone we lift our short glasses of dry sack and say chin-chin, as if we were Jim Broadbent in a ridiculous-looking beard (which he wears in his short, bookending scenes, toasting a bounteous expedition and cursing King Leopold II of Belgium).

The story commences after Clayton/Tarzan (Alexander Skarsgrd) is already a legend: raised by apes, beloved by local villagers, able to swing from vines and totes chill with every badass beast on the savanna. Now, hes living in Greystoke manor with his fiery American wife, Jane (Margot Robbie), and serving as a member of the House of Lords.

Undeniably cool Djimon Hounsou as Chief Mbonga in The Legend of Tarzan. Photograph: Jonathan Olley/AP

However, powerful forces want to send him back. Broadbent and other captains of industry are troubled by the way King Leopold has cut off access to the Belgian Congo, causing economic unrest. Maybe our boy Clayton can find out whats going on and stabilise things? (Yes, theres an old British men v Brussels theme in this film, so fire up your Brexit analogy engines.)

Before we get a chance to suggest that British colonial history isnt all roses, in walks the films get-out-of-jail-free card: Samuel L Jacksons George Washington Williams. Based on an actual American civil war soldier, author and statesman who visited the Belgian Congo in 1889, Williams pulls the reluctant Clayton aside. Forget the business interests, he says: he believes King Leopold is building his empire on brutal slave labour. Its a moral obligation that they take this voyage (with Williams standing in for the audience as we travel with Tarzan).

They go, and, of course, they are correct. There are images in this film of dazed Africans chained at the neck, being carted around in train compartments. It comes couched between a jaunty action sequence of vine-swinging and a WWE-style smackdown of dazed baddies from a shirtless wall of muscle, complete with a bonk! sound effect in the spirit of the Three Stooges. This 10-minute stretch should be shown in film schools as part of a masterclass on how to blend styles in the least effective and most inappropriate manner possible.

Christoph Waltz, doing his usual kooky bad guy schtick. Photograph: Jonathan Olley/AP

Tone-deafness aside, the film has plenty of troubles. For starters, it doesnt look good. Most of the scenes with computer-generated animals (lions, elephants and especially gorillas) are in the rain or dark or some sort of mist. Instead of inspiring awe, it led me to take off my glasses and check they werent smudged. I dont know if the recent Jungle Books computer whizzes had greater processing power, more time to render their shots or simply more dough, but the difference between the two films is extraordinary.

Theres also the tedium of its rote story. Christoph Waltz, doing his usual kooky bad guy schtick, is King Leopolds emissary, and he has worked out a complicated plot that involves getting a bunch of diamonds if he hands over Tarzan to Chief Mbonga (Djimon Hounsou), a fearsome warrior who wears the head of a leopard as a cowl and claws over his fists. (Although he has few lines, Hounsou is undeniably cool in a superhero-film kind of way.) Mbonga holds a grudge against Tarzan, which we learn about in flashbacks. We also see glimpses of Tarzans early years as an orphan raised by apes, and his time as a feral man-beast.

Kudos to Skarsgrd for not pussyfooting around. He doesnt quite bang on his chest, but he aspirates in a simian fashion; while its impossible not to laugh, he basically sells it. Robbies Jane (the daughter of an American teacher who tames the wild man before they fall in love) is bright and sunny and, like Rey in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, loath to be considered a damsel in distress.

There is, however, the uncomfortable optic of this glorious white couple being cheered and paraded around by their happy, loving black pals. There are at least half a dozen images begging to be used as internet memes. Admittedly, this is no way to watch a film, but image-making is what it is, and The Legend of Tarzan is going to make a lot of people feel uncomfortable. Moreover, few will come to its aid, because its so dull and silly. When Tarzan leads a phalanx of computer-generated wildebeests like TE Lawrence into Aqaba, the audience is not supposed to laugh.

This film was always going to be inherently problematic. If the studio spoke to any 13-year-olds, they would discover that theres hardly an itch for a Tarzan film, even if its that most shimmering jewel: a dormant intellectual property everyone has heard of. The producers have bent over backwards to mitigate unease as much as possible, and not only by keeping Samuel L Jackson in every other scene so we can say: Well, if he thinks this isnt racist, it must not be.

Theres an anti-greed message and a green message and a feminist message, but there are also the asinine Hollywood story beats that must be hit. A zillion tribesmen must cheer when King Leopolds stooge is defeated, because Belgium never troubled the Congo again, right?

The best way to do a Tarzan film in 2016? Find a new story to tell instead.

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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Iggy Azalea Finally Explains Her Nick Young Break Up: "This Is Just Like a Second Shot to the Chest"


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Afterrumors swirled yesterday thatIggy Azalea hadbroken up with fiance Nick Young because he and his ex were pregnant, the rapper is now speaking out.

Reports that the couple had called it quits popped up last week, along with rumors that she had hisantique car towed and his stuff thrown out of the house. Early Thursday morning, Azalea explained why she and Young had split:

Whoa! That"s a lot of details! Now, I"m just waiting on TMZ to get that footage...

Now, if you aren"t totally bummed out, watch this fun video of Iggy talking about her music with Fuse:

Source: http://www.fuse.tv/2016/06/iggy-azalea-nick-young-break-up-explained-baby-mama

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"W" Magazine Gets Into Bed With Tom Hiddleston, Liev Schreiber, Sarah Paulson And Other Sexy TV Stars


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For its latest issue, W magazine got into bed with some of the small screens sexiest stars, who posed in their underwear (or less) for photographer Mona Kuhn.

When did TV stars get so hot? (Probably around the time of HDTV.)

We dont watch Ray Donovan, but looking at Liev Schreiber here, were about to start.

Tom Hiddleston showed off his fine form in The Night Manager, but we like photographer Mona Kuhns work here better.

And Sarah Paulson showed us why Holland Taylor is one lucky lady. (Very lucky indeed.)

Other celebs appearing in the issue include Juno Temple, Hugh Dancy, Thandie Newton, Krysten Ritter and Anthony Mackie.

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Source: http://www.newnownext.com/w-magazine-gets-into-bed-with-tom-hiddleston-liev-schreiber-sarah-paulson-and-other-sexy-tv-stars/06/2016/

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It is impossible to overstate Scotty Moore"s influence on contemporary music Steve and Johnnie on Elvis" First ...


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Scotty Moore, Elvis Presleys first lead guitarist who defined early rock & rockabilly, passed away on Tuesday. Nick Digilio visits with the great Steve King and Johnnie Putman about the influence of this founding father of rock & roll.

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Source: http://wgnradio.com/2016/06/29/it-is-impossible-to-overstate-scotty-moores-influence-on-contemporary-music-steve-and-johnnie-on-elvis-first-guitarist/

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Joint Base Andrews on lockdown after active shooter report


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JOINT BASE ANDREWS, Md. (AP) Joint Base Andrews tweets that the base is on lockdown due to a report of an active shooter.

The tweet sent Thursday morning instructs all personnel at the base in Washingtons Maryland suburbs to shelter in place and says more information will be released as it comes.

A second tweet from the base says the incident is ongoing at the Malcolm Grow Medical Facility and first responders are on the scene. It instructs everyone to continue to shelter in place, a precaution meant to keep people safe while remaining indoors.

Source: http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/joint-base-andrews-on-lockdown-after-active-shooter-report/

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Report: Dwyane Wade and the Heat are feuding over a new contract again and things are about to get awkward


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(Mike Ehrmann/Getty) With NBA free agency beginning Friday, the Miami Heat and Dwyane Wade will once again try to agree to a new contract to keep the 34-year-old guard with the team.

But that plan has already hit a speed bump. According to ESPN"s Brian Windhorst, citing unnamed league sources, the two sides couldn"t find a "common ground" in contract discussions Tuesday, leading Wade"s representatives to let teams know Wade would be on the market this summer.

This could easily be a negotiating tactic by Wade and his team to try to force Miami"s hand. As Windhorst notes, Wade and the Heat had several contentious weeks last summer while Wade was a free agent before they eventually agreed on a one-year, $20 million deal.

Yet there"s reason to believe that this summer could actually be different. While a divorce between Wade and Miami, where he has spent all 13 years of his career, seems unimaginable, the Heat are facing some difficult decisions this offseason.

The Heat are considered one of the frontrunners to nab Kevin Durant if he leaves Oklahoma City, and they are also trying to retain breakout center Hassan Whiteside and forward Luol Deng. Simply put, the Heat can"t afford to pay all four players at their market value.

Deng would seemingly be the odd man out, but even then the Heat can"t logistically sign Durant, Whiteside, and Wade to maximum or near-maximum contracts at the same time. It would take major concessions from all three. This is dependent on Durant choosing to sign with the Heat, of course, but they are one of the teams he is scheduled to meet with when free agency begins.

This all leads to an awkward atmosphere for Wade and the Heat to negotiate under. According to Windhorst, the Heat have $40 million in cap space. If they were to sign Wade to a deal that pays him $20 million a year, they won"t be able to afford Durant unless they clear more cap space. Ditto for Whiteside, whose max contract with the Heat would pay him over $24 million a year.

The Heat would have to first sign Durant (or any other big free agent) with their cap space, and then, because they own Wade"s Bird rights, they could go above the salary cap to re-sign Wade. Yet this is asking Wade to wait in limbo while the Heat handle seemingly bigger priorities, something that doesn"t exactly stroke any star"s ego.

There"s also the matter of what Wade"s market value is. Wade was mostly healthy and productive last season, playing 74 games while averaging 19 points, four rebounds, and four assists one of his best regular seasons in several years. But he is 34; how much are the Heat willing to pay him, and for how long?

None of this means a divorce is inevitable, but it is unlikely that these contract negotiations will be settled quickly. At the very least, for the Heat and Wade to remain together it seems as if there will have to be some big concessions from both sides.

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Source: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/report-dwyane-wade-heat-feuding-133930832.html

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"Around the Rim" podcast: Remembering Pat Summitt


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This week, "Around the Rim" pays homage to legendary coach Pat Summitt, who died Tuesday morning, by bringing in writers, coaches and players to reflect on her life and legacy.

Women"s basketball analyst LaChina Robinson welcomes freelance writer and editor Maria Cornelius, who covered Summitt for InsideTennessee.com, as well as espnW"s Mechelle Voepel. Both of whom tell stories of Summitt"s relationship with the media and her impact on women"s basketball.

In the second half of the show, Robinson speaks with former player and current South Carolina assistant coach Nikki McCray, who sheds light on what it meant to play for the late coach, Summitt"s influence and the keys Summitt gave her as she left Tennessee.

Robinson also talks with Vanderbilt assistant coach Carolyn Peck, who began her coaching career at Tennessee. She weighs in on Summitt as a leader, as a role model and the late coach"s relationship with her players.

Listen in for more.

Source: http://espn.go.com/espnw/voices/article/16616611/around-rim-podcast-remembering-pat-summitt

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