Thursday, November 10, 2016

"American Horror Story" recap: The problem with Millennials


American Horror Story 6x10 Promo Season 6 Episode 10 Promo

Justin Kirkland, Special to USA TODAY 7:49 a.m. EST November 10, 2016

Oh, hello Gaga.(Photo: FX)

Spoiler alert: Stop here if you havent seen the gore fest known as the penultimate episode ofAmerican Horror Story: Roanoke.

Breathe in, breathe out. Be thankful youre not on fire or disemboweled or full of bullets. Okay, lets talk about tonights episode.

As most other generations agree, tonights episode falls apart when the Millennials show up. Sophie, Miloand Todd are exploring the Roanoke woods when Diana appears, bleeding. If you said, Wait, I thought Diana was dead? youre right. The teens eventually find her, still trapped in her car. They take the story to the police, but theyre uninterested in these childish pranks. Oh, kids, and their viral videos.

Back at the house, Audrey and Lee have to convince Pig Man/Dylan/TV Ambrose that everyone is, you know, actually dead. The trio formulates a plan to escape while still getting Lees confession tape. Going back to Polk manor, Audrey finds Monet, Lee finds the tape, and Dylan hot-wires a truck, but nothing can be so easy. The Polks are numerous, if anything, so one stabs Dylan as another corners Audrey and Monet. Audrey shoots him and escapes with Monet, but Lee is still out there... abandoned.

Assuming shes dead, Monet and Audrey watch the tapes that reveal that Lee killed Mason. Theyre stunned, but the real stunner is that Lee is surviving in the woods. A figure comes and serves her a pig heart, and apparently pig heart, like tequila, can make you do some questionable things.

The teens go back to Roanoke to do more investigating after posting their footage. They run into Lee, who kills Todd. Sophie and Milo escape to the production trailer after being chased down by a wounded Ambrose. They discover Audrey and Monet still alive, but they also see Lee approaching the house. Sophie insists they have to stop Lee.

At this point, Lee has made it inside the house. Audrey and Monet hear her, but when they find her, shes just staring at the top of the stairs. She tells Audrey and Money they are vile and defiling the house. Clearly, Lee is not feeling like her old one-eared shelf. Monet claps back, but Lee shoves her over the balcony, impaling her on a spindle. Audrey runs, because Audreyis a screaming runner andLee cleaves her in the shoulder before pushing her into the outside bunker.

Of course, were not done Roanoke has shown up to the party. The Butcher disembowels Dylan, and while Milo and Sophie watch it all unfold (literally and metaphorically), Lee grabs them and delivers them to the Roanoke clan. The last footage, collected from Milos cloud, shows Sophie and Milo being impaled, raised, and burned alive.

The police finally show up and find all of the victims, as well as a Lee, in shock, as if she didnt kill off a character from every Ryan Murphy show. They also find Audrey, who has climbed her way out of that bunker. She sees Lee though and attempts to shoot her with an officers gun, but the other officers unload on her. But in a short preview from next weeks finale (thank G*d), we see Lee being interviewed by the one and only Lana Winters.

It was a big episode, yall. We lost Taissa, Sarah, Wes, Jacob, and that poor kid that played Milo. Take care of yourself, stay whole, and come back next week for this bonkers interview.

More fromAHSseason 6:

The "American Horror Story 6" premiere and theme, explained

"American Horror Story" recap episode 2: Hamming it up

"American Horror Story" recap episode 3: Cricket, The Butcher and Gaga

American Horror Story recap episode 4: Roanoke folks should stick together

"American Horror Story" recap episode 5: Brand new show, same old pigs

"American Horror Story" recap episode 6: The fabulous life and death of Evan Peters

"American Horror Story" recap episode 7:The art of curing and tenderizing meat

"American Horror Story" recap episode 8: And then there were three

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