Showing posts with label Chance 3. Show all posts
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Friday, May 13, 2016

Dude, How Good Is the Chance the Rapper Album About to Be?


Chance The Rapper on "Chance 3" & Delaying "The Life Of Pablo"

Its confirmed: With the release of the newest single No Problem, featuring Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz, Chance 3 is looking f*****g lit. The albums only a few hours away, and, holy s**t, guys, how good is it about to be?

Dawg, did you hear that sample in No Problem? DAWG.

DID YOU HEAR THAT LIL WAYNE VERSE?

INSIDE OF THE MAYBACH LOOK LIKE IT CAME OUT OF IKEA? My guy how is this even real.

And"Blessings?""ANGELS?"Buddy. Buddyyyyyyy.

Man, it"s crazy how this is really about to be the best album of all time.

Like, this album is seriously going to be like the moment when Prometheus stole fire from the gods and brought it to earth.

If VIEWS is the story of a man-baby sitting on a high-rise, then Chance 3 is the tale of a rapper who sonned every rapper on earth. From the sky

When this album comes out, Donald Trump is going to explode. Just boom, thats it, no more Trump.

Do you guys remember how happy everyone was at the end of Apollo 13 when the astronauts come back to Earth and everyone lives? Welcome to #Chance3.

Bruh, you ever seen Point Break?

Listening to this project is going to be like watching all seven Fast and the Furious movies at the same m***********g time.

This is going to be like Gandalf fighting the Balrog in the Lord of the Rings ON ACID.

This project is going to be better than the theme music to Game of Thrones.

This tape gonna hit harder than the horns in the Inception trailer

Dude I bet Young Thug is gonna be on it.

Dude, I bet Kanye is gonna be on it.

DUDE, 100 percent Migos will be on it.

Yo, Lil B is definitely gonna be on this.

You know who else, probably? Kendrick. Lamar.

Man, remember when Busta Rhymes was on Surf? That was tight.

Wait, TAYLOR SWIFT IS ON IT???!????

No but one word: BIEBER.

BEYONC? BEYONC? m***********g BEYONC?

This is like an audio-only version of Oprahs Super Soul Sundays.

This is like the Soul Train greatest hits.

This is like the Bibles greatest hits.

You know when Moses parted the Red Sea? Like that, but crazier.

When Jesus walked on water? Bet.

Fam, when Jesus CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD? Doubt the f**k not.

You dont have to be a rocket scientist to understand that this Chance project is going to feel like youre riding in a rocket to Mars.

This project is gonna be so good its gonna get Obama a third term.

You know that scene in Independence Day where they blow up the White House? Thats whats going to happen when they pass Obama the aux.

DOG HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A HOT AIR BALLOON?

Kyle Kramer, Eric Sundermann, and Jabbari Weekes are very excited.

Source: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/dude-how-good-is-the-chance-the-rapper-album-about-to-be

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