Wall Street Is Ready to Eat Trump"s Lunch

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Donald Trump exits after speaking during a joint session of Congress in Washington, D.C., February 28, 2017.

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The overdone Trump bump, a reference to the Dow Jones Industrial Averages relentless post-election romp to 21,000, is finally coming to an end, and with good reason. It was always a chimera anyway, and just a matter of time before the moneyed class, which recognizes executive incompetence when it sees it, finally came to its collective senses. After all, what is the president of the United States if not our nations C.E.O.? And two months into the job, it has become blatantly obvious the we have made the terrible mistake in hiring someone so deeply unqualified, and without the slightest aptitude for the challenges of the big desk. If Trump were beholden to a genuine board of directors, like most C.E.O.s, he would have been already fired for cause.

Instead, we are stuck with our duly elected buffoon, though he must contend with his 360-degree reviews, which are a veritable poo-poo platter of losing. There is, of course, the ongoing embarrassment regarding Trumps Twitter addictionas I have written before, this rattle really should be taken away from himparticularly his assertion that the Obama administration wiretapped his Trump Tower office in the days leading up to the November election. He has provided no evidence to back up his claim, in typical fashion. Despite sworn testimony from the F.B.I. director James Comey, Trump persists. According to the latest Gallup poll, only 39 percent of Americans approve of Trumps handling of the presidency so far. I agree with him that the number feels fake; it seems too high to me.

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Worse, however, Trump now must contend with the fact that he has now, once and for all, lost the Wall Street Journal editorial board. True, he lost columnist Bret Stephens long ago, but now he has lost the Republican mainstream, too. In a searing editorial, on March 21, the Journal went nuclear. The editorial board remains baffled why he persists in making his wiretapping claim, despite any evidence that it happened. Yet the president clings to his assertion like a drunk to an empty gin bottle, it wrote, rolling out his press spokesman to make more dubious claims. The paper noted that the wiretap tweet was also costing Trump politically by handing his opponents a sword, which it certainly has. They are using it to help sabotage many of the very policy initiativesfor instance, repealing Obamacare, lowering taxesthat he was supposedly hired to make happen, and which Wall Street enthusiastically anticipated. All of this continues the pattern from the campaign that Mr. Trump is his own worst political enemy, the Journal continued. He survived his many false claims as a candidate because his core supporters treated it as mere hyperbole and his opponent was untrustworthy Hillary Clinton. But now hes president, and he needs support beyond the Breitbart cheering section that will excuse anything. He was, the paper, concluded, in danger of becoming a fake president.

As far as Wall Street is concerned, losing the support of the Journal could be fatal. The recent drop in the Dow is just the tip of an iceberg increasingly starting to jut above the water line. As Ive noted before, the smart money guys at Goldman Sachs figure that Trumps promised tax cuts may not come until 2018, at best. Trumps health-care reformthe one that would remove 24 million Americans from coveragealready appears dead on arrival. The nonpartisan Tax Policy Council figures that Trump will increase the federal debt to $27 trillion, from the current $20 trillion, despite his campaign promises that he would do precisely the opposite. The bond market, which is twice the size of the stock market, has already correctly noticed that Trumps alchemy is a cause for financial concern. Since the election, the yield on the 10-year Treasury bond has backed up 26 basis points, to 2.40 percent. If Trumps much ballyhooed promise to reform financial regulations comes-a-cropper too, that could be the last straw.

Paul Ryan, the Speaker of the House, likes to talk euphemistically about Trump as an unconventional president. But its so much worse than that. In his campaign, candidate Trump promised that we would be winning so much that we would get sick of winning. Its clear now that, to use Journal politesse, that was just more Trump hyperbole. Whats really dawning on the markets is that Trump is utterly incompetent. Why has it taken this long? Its one thing to be unconventional and to promise to drain the swamp in Washington; its quite another to prove, in a matter of weeks, that those were simply the hollow musings of a lunatic. We all know where this is heading, even if millions of Americans are not yet ready to admit it: lets face it, Donald, youre fired.

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The O.G. Never Trumper, Romney effectively renounced his past denunciations of the president-elect, whom he had previously called a con man, when Trump began publicly courting him for secretary of state. (He did not get the job.)

Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.Chris ChristieDuring his presidential campaign, the New Jersey governor called Trump a thin-skinned, 13-year-old, whose ideas made no sense, so it was quite the surprise to see Christie standing shell-shocked at Trumps side, weeks after he dropped out, upon giving him his hearty endorsement.Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.Ted CruzAfter Trump insulted his wifes looks, the Texas senator responded by all-but calling his primary opponent a ratf***er and refused to endorse him during a speech at the Republican National Convention. But months later, not only did he urge his voters to pull the lever for Trump, he was spotted morosely phone-banking in front of his former enemys campaign signage.Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park.Reince Priebus

A long time ago, in the year 2016, the R.N.C. chairman threw everything he could to prevent Trump from becoming the partys nominee. Days after Trump won, Reince stood by his side as his chief of staff, possibly getting the least humiliating outcome for an erstwhile Trump foe.

Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.Paul Ryan

The House Speaker spent months trying to maintain a safe distance from Trump, condemning his statements (even as he declined to renounce him) and at one point canceling a rally appearance with Trump after his past p****-grabbing comments came to light. Flash-forward two months, and Ryan was praising Trump in front of a cheering crowd in Wisconsin, thanking him for clinching the first Republican presidential win in the state in decades.

Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.Jason ChaffetzIm out. I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president, the Utah congressman declared days after the Access Hollywood tapes leaked, calling Trumps comments some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine. It took Chaffetz only 19 days to flip back to Trump.Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.Ben CarsonWhen Trump compared him to a child molester, the soft-spoken neurosurgeon responded that he would pray for him, the Carson equivalent of a sick burn. But after Carson wandered onstage at Mar-a-Lago to give his endorsement, he immediately transformed into one of Trumps most consistently confusing surrogates.Photo: Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

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Mitt Romney

The O.G. Never Trumper, Romney effectively renounced his past denunciations of the president-elect, whom he had previously called a con man, when Trump began publicly courting him for secretary of state. (He did not get the job.)

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

Chris ChristieDuring his presidential campaign, the New Jersey governor called Trump a thin-skinned, 13-year-old, whose ideas made no sense, so it was quite the surprise to see Christie standing shell-shocked at Trumps side, weeks after he dropped out, upon giving him his hearty endorsement.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

Ted CruzAfter Trump insulted his wifes looks, the Texas senator responded by all-but calling his primary opponent a ratf***er and refused to endorse him during a speech at the Republican National Convention. But months later, not only did he urge his voters to pull the lever for Trump, he was spotted morosely phone-banking in front of his former enemys campaign signage.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park.

Reince Priebus

A long time ago, in the year 2016, the R.N.C. chairman threw everything he could to prevent Trump from becoming the partys nominee. Days after Trump won, Reince stood by his side as his chief of staff, possibly getting the least humiliating outcome for an erstwhile Trump foe.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

Marco RubioThe Florida senator, who Trump ruthlessly mocked as little and sweaty throughout the primary race, so despised his antagonist that he made the ill-fated decision to hit back in kind, mocking Trumps makeup and hand size. After he dropped out, it took several months for him to embrace Trump, though he could not bring himself to appear at the R.N.C. in person to make the endorsement, sending in a video instead.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From PBS.

Paul Ryan

The House Speaker spent months trying to maintain a safe distance from Trump, condemning his statements (even as he declined to renounce him) and at one point canceling a rally appearance with Trump after his past p****-grabbing comments came to light. Flash-forward two months, and Ryan was praising Trump in front of a cheering crowd in Wisconsin, thanking him for clinching the first Republican presidential win in the state in decades.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

Jason ChaffetzIm out. I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president, the Utah congressman declared days after the Access Hollywood tapes leaked, calling Trumps comments some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine. It took Chaffetz only 19 days to flip back to Trump.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

Ben CarsonWhen Trump compared him to a child molester, the soft-spoken neurosurgeon responded that he would pray for him, the Carson equivalent of a sick burn. But after Carson wandered onstage at Mar-a-Lago to give his endorsement, he immediately transformed into one of Trumps most consistently confusing surrogates.

Digital Colorization by Ben Park; From Getty Images.

Source: http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/03/wall-street-is-ready-to-eat-donald-trumps-lunch

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Gwyneth Paltrow won"t eat an octopus because it"s "too smart to be food"

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The list of foods that Gwyneth Paltrow allows herself to eat continues to grow smaller.

According to a recent Slack conversation that was screen-captured and posted to Goops Instagram page, the actress and lifestyle mogul claims she can no longer eat octopus because theyre too smart to be food.

The conversation came about as Paltrow and her workers were discussing their favorite Los Angeles restaurants, and one staffer recommended she try the BBQ octopus at Cliffs Edge, reports People.

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Octopus (sic) are too smart to be food, responded Paltrow. They have more neurons in their brains than we do. I had to stop eating them because I was so freaked out by it. They can escape from sea world and s--- by unscrewing drains and going out to sea.

One of few of Paltrows employees was in complete agreement and a few others seemed shocked-- even though Paltrows remarks arent entirely factual.

For starters, Scientific American reports that octopuses have around 500 million neurons, while humans possess closer to 100 billion.

The story Paltrow speaks of, involving an octopus that escaped Sea World by unscrewing a drain, didnt exactly happen as she tells it, either Paltrow is likely misremembering the story of Inky, a male New Zealand octopus who escaped from the New Zealand National Aquarium in 2016. He didnt do so by unscrewing a drain, either: Inky slipped down a six-inch drainage pipe and into the Pacific Ocean.

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Thats not to say octopuses arent extremely crafty sea creatures. They have relatively large brains for their size, and more than half of their neurons are located in their arms meaning that those arms may have something like minds of their own, reports The Harvard Gazette.

Its also true that octopuses have been observed unscrewing the lids from jars on occasion.

Regardless, the animals are too smart for Paltrow and now perhaps some of her friends to consume.

So has she stopped eating squid, too? No, Paltrow told her employees. Squid is the dumb cousin, apparently.

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/03/23/gwyneth-paltrow-wont-eat-octopus-because-its-too-smart-to-be-food.html

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American palates are changing: Here"s what consumers want to eat

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Gone are the days of bland American staples like meatloaf and tuna casserole. These days, folks are craving dishes with bolder flavors from all corners of the globe.

"I think it"s been interesting to see over the past several years how consumer tastes are really changing," Mike Lukianoff, chief analytics officer for Fishbowl, told CNBC.

Fishbowl, which releases an annual list of emerging brands, found that consumers are craving a more robust diet filled with diverse foods.

"When we started tracking the emerging brands really what was popping up was the traditional staples," Lukianoff said, noting that burgers and pizza were the most popular trends. "Consumers latched onto that because it was already a part of their eating habits."

Now, Fishbowl"s list of emerging brands includes restaurants that specialize in Asian, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Filipino and Cuban delicacies.

"We are seeing much more diverse types of concepts," Lukianoff said.

The changing culinary landscape is the result of increased social media and television coverage that expand consumer awareness, and millennial eaters who are more adventurous and experimental with their food choices. Investment firms also are diving in, hoping to cash in on these trends.

Some 52 percent of millennials are more likely to visit a restaurant that offers new or innovative flavors, according to Technomic"s most recent flavor consumer trend report. In comparison, consumers over age 35 are only 35 percent more likely to visit these restaurants.

The food consulting firm also determined that 48 percent of millennials will spend more on a meal that features a new or innovative flavor. Only 33 percent of those over age 35 are willing to spend extra money on these dishes.

"These kinds of brands are becoming more accessible for the average American," Lukianoff said.

Xi"an Famous Foods, No. 3 on Fishbowl"s emerging brands list, has received praise and patronage from the likes of Anthony Bourdain and Bobby Flay, among others, as well as positive reviews on social platforms like Yelp.

"Xi"an is its own cult favorite," Fishbowl analyst Katharine Dalton told CNBC, noting that the restaurant is known for its authenticity and traditional menu items inspired by dishes found in the city of Xi"an in China.

The chain, which began as a small restaurant in Flushing, Queens, has expanded to 12 locations in New York and will soon expand to Boston and Washington.

Lemonade, a California-based chain dubbed a "hip cafeteria," is a healthy fast-casual chain that caught the eye of the global investment firm KKR in 2014. The chain is now in Fishbowl"s top 30 emerging brands this year and is expected to continue to grow in popularity.

"There"s been a lot of money coming into the restaurant industry," Lukianoff said. "People are putting in the investment dollars so these chains can exist and not just be a one-off."

Here"s a look at some of the other culturally diverse chains that made it onto Fishbowl"s emerging brands list:

• VERTS Mediterranean Grill (No. 2)
• Asian Box (No. 5)
• Cava Grill & Cava Mezze (No. 6)
• Sushirrito (No. 9)
• Havana 1957 (No. 18)
• Naf Naf Grill (No. 24)
• Jollibee (No. 29)

There is one potential hiccup for these chains, however.

"As more new and unique flavors become available, consumers become desensitized to them more quickly," Technomic wrote. "Operators and suppliers will need to continuously stay on top of flavor trends and raise the bar in order to drive traffic and sales."

Source: http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/23/american-palates-are-changing-heres-what-consumers-want-to-eat.html

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