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A year ago, Angelique Kerber was a solid but unspectacular player who scored the occasional impressive win, but seemed unlikely to threaten the very best players in the game for the biggest titles.
Now, after beating Serena Williams and Victoria Azarenka to win the Australian Open, and arriving in Stuttgart to see her face on every poster, Kerber extended the impression that she is the best player in the world this year by winning the Porsche Open title.
In the Telegraphs latest Tennis Podcast, presenter David Law wonders if Kerber is the Leicester City of tennis, and will take the fairytale and run with it, winning further big titles along the way.
Rapper Lil Kim is back with another mixtape, seemingly flexing her chops before returning in a big way. But when will it really happen?
Lil Kim is back with a surprise mixtape. But is Lil Kim back?
After teasing it for days online, the Grammy-winning Brooklyn MC unveiled LilKim Season late Mondayher first mixtape in two years and a reminder that we havent seen an official studio album from the original Queen Bee since 2005s The n***d Truth.
Over 10 tracks, Lil Kim reclaims her fiery trademark flow with verses about crippling geopolitical issues and the state of America, lyrics promoting female empowerment in the face of institutionalized misogyny in her world and ours, and makes peace with her avowed nemesis, Nicki Minaj, the target of her wrath five years ago on the twice-as-long Black Friday mixtape.
Just kidding. Lil Kims back in the game rapping yet again about her badass boss b***h self, her riches, and her designer p***y, aka the evergreen topics that have always stocked Kims lyrical arsenal and probably will until the end of time. Here on Lil Kim Season, an amuse-bouche ostensibly designed to tempt fans palates for an actual new studio album, shes merely re-establishing her chops while quoting from a very current playlist of beats and chart-toppers.
If only Lil Kim Season wasnt such a mixed bag of mostly forgettable freestyles. She sets the tone in Fountain Bleu, a leadoff track in which Kim talks about her Bentleys, the Ferragamo and Givenchy in her closets, and not a whole lot more.
I need an Oscar nomination, she declares on her Beemix of Drakes Summer Sixteen, another otherwise unremarkable freestyle. It makes for an obvious pairing with her auto-crooning remix of Rihannas Work, in which the 41-year-old Kim celebrates her cougar status (f****n with this p***y I can put you on the map/f****n with this p***y I can take you out the trap).
Everyone who knows me knows Im a huge Drake fan, she explained to Billboard before debuting Lil Kim Season. Our relationship isnt that bigbut I don"t know him at all. Ive always been a huge Drake fan. I just love that song. When I first heard it, I was like, Oh, this song right here. But thats how I feel about most of the Drake songs I hear anyways. When it comes to music, he really cant do no wrong to me. That song was one of my favorites.I liked that a lot. Drake is in my top five right now, thats who I listen to all the time. I love Back 2 Back. My daughter sings Back 2 Back. I could name Drake songs for 30 minutes straight that I like.
Lil Kim spends half her mixtape tipping it to a handful of younger bucks, like on Mine, her track with everybodys sworn favorite, Kevin Gates. Over Panda she turns Desiigners ode to his treasured X6 to her own minked-out Tony Montana swag with the help of Maino, TLZ, and Dash. If you never knew you needed Lil Kims take on OT Genasiss Cut It, here you go.
A lots changed in the 10-plus years that studio Kims been absent, both for her and the industry she not only once dominated, but helped crossover into the mainstream. (Her sole Grammy trophy isnt for her collabs with folks like Biggie or Missy or 50 Cent, but shared with Pink, Mya, and Christina Aguilera for their 2002 anthem Lady Marmalade.)
Three years ago the erstwhile Kimberly Denise Jones stepped back from the limelight to have and raise a daughter, Royal Reign. The contentious custody battle that ensued with her ex, Mr. Papers, played out in public in bursts of contentiousness and, eventually, a friendly resolution. Who had time to hit the studio?
If anything, Lil Kim Season indicates that Kims got her sights set on returning in a big wayand that shes collecting collaborators who might help her achieve it. Shes already teasing Lil Kim Season 2, even if these days shes floating between labels with no official announced plans to release her next full album.
Her presence at the Yeezus Season 3 spectacular in February planted the seeds for a reunion she told Billboard shed be into (Id love to see what a song me and Kanye would sound like right now), while last years actual Bad Boy 20th anniversary performance at the BET Awards with Puff Daddy and Ma$e prefaced her reuniting with Diddy on Auction, with a video directed by the onetime king of rap videos, Hype Williams.
We did a lot of remixes with other songs to let people knowI never miss a step, even though Ive been away from the mainstreamand havent been in rotation with my music for so long, she said, explaining the onus for releasing her surprise EP.I want people to know that I have not missed a beat.
Luka, a messaging app that builds all kinds of chatbots that dothings like makerestaurant reservations, rolled out three new bots this weekend, each mimicking a different character from HBOs Silicon Valley.
That means you can finally get advice from top-notch investors and entrepreneurs like Russ Three Commas Hanneman or Erlich Bachman, the coattail-riding co-founder of the shows main startup, Pied Piper.
Luka built the bots by analyzing all of the characters lines from the first two seasons of the show, said Luka CEO Eugenia Kuyda. The language is then dumped into a neural network dialogue model that learns the characters language patterns.
In other words, the bots are meant to feel like real people. They arent limited to a dozen canned responses, but can actually say things the character might say in any given situation, even if theyve never said that sentence or phrase before. At least thats the idea.
It sorta works, too. When I asked Bachman for a pizza recommendation this weekend, he replied, I dont give a f*ck, man. Go ask Yelp. Sounds about right!
Luka
The bots are a well-timed gimmick Silicon Valleys season 3 premiere airs on HBO tonight but the idea and the tech behind them are worth taking more seriously than Bachmans trash talk. Thats because Luka (and presumably other bot makers) want to make bots that mimic real-life people, not just fictitious television characters.
Imagine a bot that can pick up your conversational habits and personality and then talk to someone else on your behalf. Luka built these Silicon Valley bots on a relatively small amount of conversational data. In Hannemans, case it was just over 1,000 lines of text.
Think about those who tweet, speak and write every day, Kuyda wrote on Lukas blog. Their AIs will be significantly more powerful.
So watch out. Your bot is coming to replace you.
If you want to chat with the Silicon Valley characters, you can download Luka from the App Store for free and test them out for yourself.
LiL" Kim Reveals Private, Detailed Biggie Stories With Flex
Lil" Kim looked totally unrecognisable in a collage of selfies she Instagrammed while in Miami on Sunday.
There"s no doubt the 41-year-old Grammy winner has undergone a Michael Jackson-style transformation of her skin colour, nose shape, and quality of wig since 1997.
And to drive the point home, the surgically-enhanced diva also shared three retro snaps of her old face alongside ex-boyfriend The Notorious B.I.G.
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"Miami Heat!"Lil" Kim looked totally unrecognisable in a collage of selfies she Instagrammed while in Miami on Sunday
Nearly 20 years later:There"s no doubt the 41-year-old Grammy winner has undergone a Michael Jackson-style transformation of her skin colour, nose shape, and quality of wig since 1997
It"s hard to believe it"s the same Lil" Kim - born Kimberly Jones - we saw in the 2001 Lady Marmalade music video.
On Saturday night, the Brooklyn-born ex-con shared an after-hours video of herself with personal assistant Noel Noel and pal Bryant McKinnie.
The 4ft11in Queen Bee - who prefers fuzzy filters on social media - seemed to have stretched back shaped eyes, sparking rumours she has had a face lift.
Lil" Kim"s face wasn"t so "pulled" during her outing at Brinks 5th Year Anniversary Party in Los Angeles on March 31.
"Happy Sunday!"And to drive the point home, the surgically-enhanced diva also shared three retro snaps of her old face alongside ex-boyfriend The Notorious B.I.G. (R)
"We wanna itchi gitchi yaya!" It"s hard to believe it"s the same Lil" Kim - born Kimberly Jones - we saw in the 2001 Lady Marmalade music video
The diminutive rapper will spend her evening hosting Yolo Sundays at Club Climaxxx in Miami alongside 30 exotic dancers.
Last month, the former Dancing with the Stars contestant dropped her 10-song mixtape Lil Kim Season on Datpiff, but she hasn"t released a full album since 2005"s The n***d Truth.
The Mine rapper said that her career hiatus had everything to do with having daughter Royal Reign with rapper Mr. Papers.
"#aboutlastnight":On Saturday night, the Brooklyn-born ex-con shared an after-hours video of herself with personal assistant Noel Noel and pal Bryant McKinnie
Double take: The 4ft11in Queen Bee - who prefers fuzzy filters on social media - seemed to have stretched bacck eyes, sparking rumours she has had a face lift
A month ago: Lil" Kim"s face wasn"t so "pulled" during her outing at Brinks 5th Year Anniversary Party in Los Angeles on March 31
"U ready to turn up 2nite?"The diminutive rapper will spend her evening hosting Yolo Sundays at Club Climaxxx in Miami alongside 30 exotic dancers
"For a long time, my focus was my baby," Lil" Kim revealed to Billboard last month.
"I wasn"t thinking about music at all, and my focus was just raising my baby. Now that she"s 19 months and she"s going to be two this summer, she"s motivating me to do music again. We play music all the time and she"s always dancing."
The single mother-of-one will honour the late Biggie Smalls at the Bad Boy Family Reunion Tour happening May 20-21 at Brooklyn"s Barclays Center.
New music: Last month, the former Dancing with the Stars contestant dropped her 10-song mixtape Lil Kim Season on Datpiff, but she hasn"t released a full album since 2005"s The n***d Truth
"For a long time, my focus was my baby": The Mine rapper said that her career hiatus had everything to do with having daughter Royal Reign with rapper Mr. Papers
Two-night stand: The single mother-of-one will honour the late Biggie Smalls at the Bad Boy Family Reunion Tour happening May 20-21 at Brooklyn"s Barclays Center (pictured December 12)
Prince George Meets President Obama In His Pajamas --- See The Adorable Photos!
What do Professor Dumbledore, Darth Vader and Prince George have in common? As of now, they"ve all appeared on a Royal Mail stamp.
The young royal features prominently in a commemorative four-stamp sheet depicting the Queen alongside her three direct
heirs: the Prince of Wales, George and his father, the Duke of Cambridge.
To keep the heads of all four royals, each of which is its own stamp, roughly aligned on the sheet, the two-year-old had to stand on a stack of foam boxes, the BBC reports. The experience appears to have amused the Prince, who seems to be giggling in a behind-the-scene photo showing him balanced on the stack.
Prince George balances on a pile of foam blocks for the photo (Ranald Mackechnie/Royal Mail)
London-based photographer Ranald Mackechnie, who took the images, described the toddler as "absolutely charming" and said he was on his best behaviour during the shoot.
"He was fascinated by my lights and all the kit and he was quite happy standing on the blocks," the snapper told the Daily Telegraph.
The relaxed royals "behaved like any family", he added.
"It"s great just to be asked to photograph a stamp, never mind four generations of the royal family. When I was asked about it, I was ecstatic but I had to keep schtum for 18 months," he added, admitting he had not even told his wife about his special assignment.
The stamps are part of a ten-piece set released to mark theQueen"s 90thbirthdayand available to purchase from post offices and online from 21 April.
Prince George"s first day at nursery - in pictures
7 January
Photographs of Prince George"s first day at nursery, snapped by his mother, the Duchess of Cambridge, have been released to mark the occasion.
The two-year-old royal started at Westacre Montessori School, near King"s Lynn, Norfolk, yesterday and was photographed outside the nursery building .
The media and Twitter cooed over the photos, with one word in constant use - "adorable".
E! Online described the Prince as a "blond cherub too cute for words", while the Daily Mail wondered what items were in his backpack. It may have "carried all the essentials for such a big day, including a comfortable pair of slippers," speculated the report, adding that, as George is not doing full days, "he is unlikely to have brought a lunchbox".
The newspaper also noted how George pointing his finger in one of the photographs is "reminiscent" of his grandfather, the Prince of Wales.
Several reporters and tweeters focused on the royal"s blue coat. With so much fuss about the garment, the Daily Mirror tracked down its source - it came from John Lewis, it announced, before dropping the devastating news that it is out of stock.
The Daily Telegraph contrasted George"s first-day arrival to that of his father, the Duke of Cambridge, on his debut at nursery in 1985, back when "TV cameras and journalists were invited to record the moment and were even allowed inside to film his classroom and his coat hook with his name on it".
As for George himself, he seems to have enjoyed the momentous milestone. "From what I heard, he had a good day," said an aide.
Prince George: the secret musings of the royal toddler
3 December
With all eyes on the newly-released photographs of Princess Charlotte, Prince George"s thoughts about his little sister remain a mystery to the nation.
But thanks to Clare Bennett, a writer and contributing editor at Tatler magazine, the imagined musings of the two-year-old prince have been published in the form of a "hilarious" book.
The Prince George Diaries, published last month, largely focus on real-life events in George"s second year, such as the birth of his sister Princess Charlotte, but with his thoughts on the experiences satirised in an imagined diary.
It begins with his first birthday. The prince is briefed by his press secretary, stylist, zoologist, mood analyst and head of global strategy, and watches his granddad, Prince Charles, singing his favourite Leonard Cohen song to his vegetables.
George muses about GG (his great-grandmother, the Queen), G-Pop (the Duke of Edinburgh, who is described as "the oldest human on earth") and Spike (Prince Harry).
As fourth-in-line to the throne, Princess Charlotte is dubbed "Ringo" and causes much concern for the little prince: "What if the baby has hair like Mummy and I have hair like Daddy? #PANIC Stay cool, George. Remember who you are You"re the heir they"re the spare. Chill."
He also witnesses David Cameron"s regular meetings with "GG", in which the prime minister worries about his growing waistline but cannot resist the sandwiches and cakes on offer.
"Move over Adrian Mole!" says theDaily Mail, describing the book as a "hilarious parody".
Other critics say Prince George has been given the "Bridget Jones treatment", which is apt as Bennett worked for Richard Curtis when he wrote the screenplay for Helen Fielding"s novel.
The Sunday Timespoints out that the book follows in the footsteps of other such diaries, often featured in Private Eye, ranging from Mrs Wilson"s Diary, the fictional writings of prime minister Harold Wilson"s wife Mary, to The Secret Diary of John Major (aged 47).
"George is far from the first public figure to be satirised in an imagined diary," says the newspaper, "though he is among the youngest."
Prince George "very lively" while Princess Charlotte is "lady-like"
16 October
Prince George has been described as "very lively" by his father Prince William, who yesterday opened a new archive centre at Cambridge University.
The Duke of Cambridge returned to St John"s College, where he undertook a ten-week course in agricultural management last year, and revealed the differences between his two children to Professor Christopher Dobson, master of the college.
"We talked a little bit about the children and he did make a couple of comments about their different temperaments," said Dobson. "He said George is very lively and Charlotte is very lady-like. He said they were both delightful of course."
The professor gave Prince William a book to read to the children, called Fitz and Will the Cambridge Cats, and pointed out that a dog in the story looked like the Duke"s cocker spaniel Lupo although William apparently said: "There wouldn"t be any of the lawn left if it was Lupo."
Asked if he would like the young royals to follow Prince William"s footsteps by studying at St John"s, Dobson said: "We take them younger and younger, so you never know!"
The Daily Express suggests Prince George might be turning into the "new Harry", pointing out that Prince William has previously described his son as a "little monkey" and his daughter as a "little joy of heaven". In an interview earlier this year, the Duke said it was "more responsibility looking after two little ones, especially when George is around", but added that it was "fantastic" and that the Duchess of Cambridge has been doing an "amazing job as a mother".
William also gave a public speech last night at the 21st anniversary dinner of Child Bereavement UK, in which he spoke about his mother Princess Diana, reports the Daily Telegraph.
He said his mother had recognised that grief is "the most painful experience that any child or parent can endure" and praised the charity for embracing strangers at the darkest moment in their life.
He added: "As a father to two young children myself, I now appreciate it all the more."
Prince George: paparazzi using "extreme" tactics to snap royal baby
14 August
Paparazzi photographers are harassing two-year-old Prince George with "increasingly dangerous" tactics, Kensington Palace has said. A Palace statementsays "a line has been crossed", with snappers now going to "extreme lengths".
The statement appeals to editors around the world not to buy unauthorised photographs of the future king. According to the BBC, a small number of media organisations in Germany, France, Australia, New Zealand and the US have being doing just that.
The palace says that, while such pictures are "usually dressed up with fun, positive language about the cute, adorable" Prince, readers deserve to know they have been taken in "unacceptable circumstances".
The statement says photographers have:
Used long lenses to shoot George and his mother in private parks
Monitored the movements of George"s nanny and other staff
Photographed the children of friends of the Duke and Duchess
Used other children to lead George into view in playground
Been found hiding on private property
Hidden in public sand dunes to photograph George and his grandmother
Kept locations near the Middleton family home under constant watch
Chased cars as they left family homes
The last of these accusations has perhaps the most resonance. Prince George"s paternal grandmother Diana, Princess of Wales, was being pursued by paparazzi through Paris when a car crash ended her life in 1997.
The statement says it hopes to "inform the public discussion" of the unauthorised photograph of children.
It adds that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge want both their children "to be free to play in public and semi-public spaces with other children without being photographed".
Highgrove Gardens: Prince George"s luxury playground
29 July
The Prince of Wales has pulled out all the stops in the grounds of his Gloucestershire home to turn the gardens of Highgrove House into a playtime paradise for Prince George.
Royal duties and foreign tours keep Prince Charles busy, and with over 500 engagements to attend a year it"s understandable that he wants to make the most of his time with his grandchildren.
To this end, the Daily Telegraph says Prince Charles has had a treehouse, once used by his own sons, refurbished. Originally built in 1989 for Prince William"s seventh birthday, the lofty hideaway is having its roof rethatched and the door replaced to welcome the new generation.
The Times reports that the gardens have been further enhanced for the two year-old royal"s visits with an 18,000 wendy house equipped with its own stove and bed. The wheeled shepherd"s hut was a gift from the manufacturer, Richard Lee, in recognition of the help he received from the Prince"s Trust charity.
Prince Charles"s plan to turn the grounds into a haven for his grandchildren appears to be working, with Prince George reportedly enjoying play tea parties in the grounds, as well as helping his grandfather plant trees an inclination that"s sure to please his horticulturalist grandfather.
Kate Middleton and Prince William have made no secret of their desire to give their children as normal an upbringing as possible, far away from the glare of media attention. The private play area reflects the difficulty of allowing Prince George to play in public, where the toddler is apparently dressed in casual clothes to reduce the risk of being spotted by paparazzi. In 2014, a legal warning was issued to a photographer caught following Prince George and his nanny during an outing to Battersea Park.
Prince George"s outfit under attack but is it a disguise?
23 July
Television presenter Janet Street-Porter has sparked outrage after describing Prince George a "cross-dressing millionaire" but a new theory has emerged about the toddler"s outfits.
As the young royal celebrated his second birthday at Anmer Hall yesterday, Street-Porter appeared on ITV"s Loose Women and took aim at his "girl"s blouse".
Her comments came as the rest of the show"s panel admired the Prince"s latest official picture, taken by fashion photographer Mario Testino at Princess Charlotte"s christening. Street-Porter told them: "Don"t go on. Quite frankly he looks like a cross-dressing millionaire. He does, he"s a millionaire, and he"s got a girl"s blouse on."
Viewers took to Twitter to complain, pointing out that he was just a little boy and urging the presenter to cheer up. "As if Janet Street-Porter just called Prince George a cross-dressing millionaire. He"s a baby boy. Off with her head!" wrote one.
But Street-Porter is not the only one to question Prince George"s style. Peter Bradshaw at The Guardian says the red knickerbockers and white embroidered chemise combo "looked like something Pinocchio might angrily refuse to wear".
However, Tom Sykes at the Daily Beast suggests there is a meticulous strategy behind the "deeply anachronistic" look.
Why does Kate Middleton dress Prince George in long socks, shorts and blousy shirts? he asks. "The answer has less to do with Kate"s personal style or an honouring of the royal tradition of dressing royal children as mini lords and ladies than it does with an inventive strategy by Kate for securing an element of private life for Prince George. Put simply, this is not how George dresses all the time."
Sources say that George"s public appearance is "actually a disguise", to throw the general public and photographers "off the scent". When the family want to go out and about "off duty", George is apparently dressed like other toddlers.
"Kate went into the business of being a Royal with her eyes wide open and of her own volition," says Sykes. "George (and his little sister Charlotte) have made no such choice, and his public dress code is one of the ways Kate is trying to claw a few degrees of privacy back for her kids as she rears them."
Prince George turns two: how will he celebrate birthday?
22 July
Prince George turns two today, and his parents are determined to keep the birthday celebrations low-key in keeping with their efforts to give their children as normal a childhood as possible.
The future king"s first birthday was marked with much royal fanfare, with the Queen as the guest of honour and a military band serenading the prince with Happy Birthday outside Kensington Palace.
According to the Daily Telegraph, the Cambridges are planning a far more "normal" party for their son and heir"s second birthday. In fact, the plans sounds just like any other toddler"s birthday, with a few friends and family invited to the family home for finger food and cake. Of course, in this case "home" means Anmer Hall, the ten-bedroom country manor on the royal Sandringham Estate where the Cambridges spend most of their time.
So simple are the arrangements, it seems, that the Duchess of Cambridge has organised the day with minimal help from staff and her sister, self-styled party planner Pippa Middleton. Having parents who run a business selling children"s party supplies must certainly have made the Duchess of Cambridge"s preparations a little easier.
The Middletons will be in attendance to wish their grandson a happy birthday, but his other grandparents will be absent Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall are on an official visit to the West Country, but plan to see George later in the week.
Prince William may also be otherwise engaged on his son"s birthday, as his new job as an air ambulance pilot might call him away from home. Prince George is unlikely to be too upset to see his father flying off, according to a New Zealand news website, as the young royal is obsessed with helicopters and will be getting a helicopter birthday cake.
"George rarely misses a chance to wave off Harry or William if they"re flying their helicopters," Jessica Hay, a friend of the Duchess, said. "He loves them and already says he"s planning to be a pilot himself when he"s a big boy."
Another official photograph of Prince George at his sister Princess Charlotte"s christening has been released to mark his birthday. Four official pictures of the royals, taken by fashion photographer Mario Testino, were released earlier this month. A fifth, showing Prince George smiling in the arms of Prince William, was saved for this week.
"This photograph captures a very happy moment on what was a special day for the duke and duchess and their family," said a Kensington Palace spokeswoman.
"They are very pleased to share this picture as they celebrate Prince George"s second birthday."
Prince William recently let slip that, while baby Charlotte is a "little joy of heaven", Prince George is "a little monkey".
According to Richard Kay at the Daily Mail, the toddler enjoys opening and slamming doors and has been known to empty the contents of at least one visitor"s bag.
However, Kay points out that his father was described by Prince Charles as "whirlwind Will" when he was little and had a habit of "flushing shoes down the royal loo, pushing the palace panic buttons and threatening to behead his friends or lock them up in the Tower of London".
Prince Georgeof Cambridgewas allotted a few extra minutes of wakefulness on Friday evening when he met President Barack Obamaand First Lady MichelleObama during their visit to Kensington Palace.
Despite beingall ready for lights out, the 2-year-old accompanied the Obamas on amini-tour of the Palace, even showing them how much he enjoyed the rocking horse they gifted him when he was born.
The Obamas" visit to the UK was arranged by Prince Williamand Kate Middleton, with Prince Harryalso in attendance.
Alas, thetrip overseas wasn"t all choicewooden craftsmanshipand sleepy babies;the visit also included lunch with Queen Elizabeth IIat Windsor Castle, and a joint press conference with British Prime Minister David Cameron.
It"s pretty obvious what the highlight of the trip was, though, right?
Beyonce - Lemonade (Visual Album) #SnatchingByTwo"s Designer Rachel Roy attends the Museum of Modern Art"s 8th Annual Film Benefit Honoring Cate Blanchett at the Museum of Modern Art on November 17, 2015. Good hair?
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Now, there has always been a long-standing rumor that the reason that Solange opened up a can of whup a*s on Jay Z in that elevator two years ago was because he was getting a little too close to designer Rachel Roy, who also happened to be his ex-business partner Dame Dashs ex-wife.
Those rumors are getting more life today as Rachel Roy is trending on Twitter and the Beyhive is simultaneously tearing her (now private) Instagram page apart.
More context: Last night Beyoncreleased her sixth album, Lemonade, on HBO, and then on Tidal. One of the tracks, Apathy depicts a fierce Beyonc is all her glorious rage. She is pimped out in a fur and a sneer, and she is taking NO prisoners when it comes to her man and his infidelities. She raps and sings:
So what are you gonna say at my funeral now that youve killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children both living and dead. Rest in peace my true love, who I took for granted. Most bomb p**sy, who because of me sleep evaded. Her shroud is loneliness, her G*d was listening. Her heaven will be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks.
And then, repeatedly, He better call Becky with the good hair.
And then, hours after Lemonade drops, Roy releases an Instagram post saying, Good hair dont care, but we will take good lighting, for selfies, or self truths, always. live in the light #nodramaqueens.
As you can surmise, the Beyhive swarmed and stung so severely that Roy probably didnt know what hit her.
Sunday morning Rachel Roy was a trending topic on Twitter with most of the commentary asking who she was (many were getting her mixed up with lifestyle guru Rachel Ray.) There was talk about snatched scalps and devastation. Roys Wikipedia page was also changed saying that she died Under a Lemonade stand.
See some of the barbs below:
A word to the wise: Its best not to get cute with Mother Nature or Queen Beythey got peoples.
