KEN BONE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Donald Trump & Hilary Clinton in Tears! (Presidential Debate Parody)
Last night, as we all endured the pain of a dark, mean-spirited presidential debate, there was a ray of light that emerged to remind America that everythings going to be okay. A beacon of hope in a bright red sweater, brandishing the first disposable camera youve seen in a decade. A beacon of hope with the amazing name Ken Bone. So what does Ken Bone drive?
We dont know much about Ken Bone just yet, other than he has yet to commit to a presidential candidate, but has absolutely committed to a look and demeanor that America desperately needs right now. The whole deal: the name, the delivery of that rational question, that look, and, of course, the disposable camera.
Ken Bone probably has a whole collection of disposable cameras, and that one he used laste night is significant, hed tell you, because of the Minolta lens. Its the Porsche 356 of disposable cameras, hed continue, and before you knew it youd be really interested in disposable cameras. Because thats the Ken Bone magic.
So what does a guy like Ken Bone drive? Some initial Google searches bring up at least one tantalizing possibility, this 1974 Mazda RX-4 coup. Could that be our Kens car? That almost seems too much to hope for.
If I had to speculate, which I do, Id look at some key parts of what we know to be Ken Boneness: affinity for red, a comforting, un-showy demeanor, and a respect for out-of-date technology.
Thats why my guess for the Ken Bonemobile is this: a perfectly-maintained 1982 Plymouth Horizon, in red, with the red velour interior. But, since I suspect theres more to Ken Bone than we see at first glance, Im going to say that Horizon has the full drivetrain of its crazy brother, the Shelby Dodge Omni GLH Turbo, with a five-speed manual and a turbocharged 2.2 putting out a ravenous 175 HP.
Thats my best guess right now. Id love to hear what you kooks think because, you know, Im into that.
Oh, and I reached out to Mr. Bone over Twitter to ask what he actually drives, so as soon as I know, Ill be sure to update this.
nL Live on Discord - WWE No Mercy 2016 & Post-PPV Talking Smack!
After suffering a loss to Jack Swagger on SmackDown Live, Baron Corbin bounced back with a victory over the Real American Sunday at WWE No Mercy.
WrestlingInc.com broke down how the match ended:
WWE shared an image of the finish:
The rivalry between Corbin and Swagger started a few weeks ago when the All-American American made the leap from Raw to SmackDown after it was revealed that his contract with the red brand had reached its conclusion.
Swagger stood up to the Lone Wolf during an attack on Apollo Crews, which set the wheels in motion for a feud that took center stage at No Mercy.
Prior to their clash Sunday night, however, Corbin and Swagger had a match on the go-home edition of SmackDown.
That bout came to be after Corbin talked trash about Swagger in a backstage interview, as seen in this video courtesy of WWE:
Swagger was ruled the winner of the match when the referee deemed that Corbin tapped out to the ankle lock, although he appeared to be reaching for the ropes rather than submitting.
The official"s ruling sent Corbin into a rage, as he tossed around the steel steps and dismantled the announce table in disgust:
Due to the controversy surrounding the finish, Corbin was given a rematch and an opportunity to redeem himself at No Mercy.
While the match was essentially a throw-in on a card that was already filled with high-stakes matches, it was significant for Corbin in terms of attempting to build momentum.
Even though he won the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania 32 in his first match on the main roster, Corbin has struggled to make much progress since getting called up from NXT.
He is in need of continued character development and decisive wins in some of his rivalries, and he had a chance to make a bit of headway Sunday.
The natural assumption when Swagger made the leap to SmackDown was that the veteran former world champion would put Corbin over and help him take the next step by giving him a victory over an experienced opponent.
That is precisely what happened at No Mercy, but Corbin needs much more than a single pay-per-view victory over Swagger to become a major player for the blue brand.
Beating Swagger could be a launching point for the Lone Wolf, however, the creative team must soon come up with an intriguing angle involving him to ensure that he can develop into one of SmackDown"s top heels.
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Dolphins vs. Bengals (Week 4) | Game Highlights | NFL
An embattled Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill (17) is assisted by teammate center Mike Pouncey (51) after getting sacked once again in the fourth quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill (17) is sacked once again in the third quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill (17) is chased and sacked by Tennessee Titans outside linebacker Derrick Morgan (91) in the third quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill (17) sets up to pass in the third quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill is sacked by Tennessee Titians Brian Orakpo at the end of the fourth quarter at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill (17) lines up as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins running back Jay Ajayi (23) reacts after scoring in the second quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Tennessee Titans tight end Delanie Walker (82) scores over Miami Dolphins free safety Michael Thomas (31) in the second quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins free safety Michael Thomas (31) reacts after taking down Tennessee Titans wide receiver Marc Mariani (87) on a punt return in the second quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins Jay Ajayi leaps after scoring a second quarter touchdown as they play the Tennessee Titians at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins Jakeem Grant returns a kick for a second quarter touchdown as they play the Tennessee Titians at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins Jakeem Grant returns a kick for a second quarter touchdown as they play the Tennessee Titians at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
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Pink worn for the Crucial Catch campaign to raise breast cancer awareness as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
The Dolphins rush the field as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins Ryan Tannehill is sacked in the fourth quarter as they play the Tennessee Titians at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
NFL players wear pink for Crucial Catch campaign to raise cancer awareness as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins fail to stop Tennessee Titians quaretrback Marcus Mariota as he runs for a first quarter touchdown at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
Dolphins cheerleaders perform as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins fail to stop Tennessee Titians quaretrback Marcus Mariota as he runs for a first quarter touchdown at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida, October 9, 2016.CHARLES TRAINOR JRctrainor@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins head coach Adam Gase stands on the sidelines as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Tennessee Titans offensive guard Quinton Spain (67) celebrates after tight end Delanie Walker (82) scores in the second quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins head coach Adam Gase watches the Dolphins performance from the sidelines as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins head coach Adam Gase stands on the sidelines as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Tennessee Titans offensive guard Quinton Spain (67) celebrates after tight end Delanie Walker (82) scores in the second quarter as the Miami Dolphins host the Tennessee Titans at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill (17) walks off the field after the Miami Dolphins are defeated by the Tennessee Titans 30-17 at Hard Rock Stadium on Sunday, October 9, 2016.AL DIAZadiaz@miamiherald.com
CS:GO - Top 5 BEST PLAYS MLG COLUMBUS DAY 2 (2016)
With Columbus Day 2016 arriving on Monday, October 9, some businesses will be closed. Those could select retailers or wholesale clubs. Many people will be wondering if Costco is open on Columbus Day and if so, what their store hours will be. Also, theres been recent news regarding the wholesale club observing the Thanksgiving holiday, which has been a recent trend for stores with the annual holiday.
Just recently, Syracuse.com reported on stores closing for Thanksgiving. The holiday is considered a big deal for some retailers such as Walmart, Target, and Toys R Us, all of whom have been open to begin their big Black Friday sales deals. The report mentions that Costco will be closed along with many other retailers on Thanksgiving Day for 2016. Costcos official website also mentions this is one of the holidays they close for. The store was closed last month for Labor Day and will also be closed on Christmas. However, Columbus Day is not on their list.
For those wondering, Sams Club will also be open for the holiday. Their official website lists store hours and all of the calendar holidays. Sams will be closed on both Thanksgiving and Christmas, just like Costco. Customers will be happy to know that if theyve got a day off, they can get their shopping done at either of warehouse clubs.
The Costco wholesale website lists Monday hours of 10 a.m. through 8:30 p.m. while Sams Club lists similar hours for club members on their website, with an exception. Sams Club Plus or Business members can enjoy early shopping hours between 7 a.m. and 10 a.m. Monday through Friday.
On Columbus Day, Sams Club should be open at most locations. [Image by Scott Olson/Getty Images]
While the Costco warehouse website isnt listing any particular deals exclusive to Monday, their latest coupon book shows a variety of deals available through October 23. These include electronics such as televisions, printers, laptops, phones as well as certain appliances and everyday household needs. Its unknown if the store will unveil any special deals for the Monday holiday but as of right now it appears they may only offer whats advertised online or in their latest booklet.
Of note, Columbus Day is not a day off for some states. Also, select government offices are closed because its considered a federal government holiday. As for post offices, customers will need to check with their local office for information about whether they or opened or closed Monday. Also, the brutal Hurricane Matthew that recently affected the Atlantic Coast may have also caused disruptions in post office services for some areas. These may include coastal areas in Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina.
The Columbus Day holiday has come under scrutiny by various groups. There are some groups or states who are looking to rename the day as Indigenous Peoples Day or Native American Day instead. This is being done to take away the celebration of explorer Christopher Columbus and instead honor the people and cultures here before his and the Europeans arrival. That is said to include Native Americans. According to a recent NPR article, the state of Vermont and city of Phoenix have both joined the list of places to change the holidays name and others were already there.
Seattle is amongst cities observing Indigenous Peoples Day annually. [Image by David Ryder/Getty Images]
Seattle and Minneapolis are also amongst cities that have adopted similar laws, but Phoenix is now the largest US city to do so. In Cincinnati, the city council rejected the move to rename the day. However, South Dakota may deserve the most credit for this move to change the holiday, as they were the only state honoring the Native American people and cultures that were here before the Europeans arrival.
For now, many cities and states are still referring to it as Columbus Day. Stores that are open will also look to take advantage of many people having a day off and will offer sales deals. As Fortune mentions in their report about Columbus Day sales, some of the biggest and best deals will come via Walmart, Amazon, and Bed Bath & Beyond stores. Many of these sales will involve clearance items being marked down. However, seasoned shoppers will be able to find those top deals with a bit of research online and checking their nearby stores.
Power Rangers Ninja Steel Toys and Legendary Ninja Power Stars at New York Comic Con
Ahead of its debut at the New York Comic Con, Lionsgate has brought online the teaser trailer for SabansPower Rangers! You can watch thePower Rangers teaser trailer, as well as the previously-released character posters, below.
Sabans Power Rangers follows five ordinary high school kids who must become something extraordinary when they learn that their small town of Angel Grove and the world is on the verge of being obliterated by an alien threat. Chosen by destiny, our heroes quickly discover that they are the only ones who can save the planet. But to do so they will have to overcome their real-life issues and band together as the Power Rangers before it is too late.
The Power Rangers cast includesDacre Montgomery (A Few Less Men) as Jason the Red Ranger, RJ Cyler (Me and Earl and the Dying Girl) as Billy the Blue Ranger, Naomi Scott (The 33) as Kimberly the Pink Ranger, Becky G (Empire) as Trini the Yellow Ranger, Ludi Lin (Monster Hunt) as Zack the Black Ranger, and Elizabeth Banks (Pitch Perfect, The Hunger Games franchise) as Rita Repulsa. In additionBryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Godzilla) has been announced to play Zordon with Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live) voicing Alpha 5.
Directed by Dean Israelite (Project Almanac),Power Rangers is written by John Gatins (Kong: Skull Island, Real Steel), Burk Sharpless and Matt Sazama (Dracula Untold), Zack Stentz and Ashley Miller (X-Men: First Class, Thor), and Max Landis (Chronicle). Producers are Power Rangers creator Haim Saban, Brian Casentini, Wyck Godfrey, and Marty Bowen (The Twilight Saga, The Fault in Our Stars, The Maze Runner franchise).
Its the 111th edition of the Red River Rivalry, a game Charlie Strong absolutely, positively must win. What else is new? Strong, who flashed early signs of escaping the hot seat, is back on double secret probation after his Longhorns dropped consecutive shootouts to Cal and Oklahoma State. The loss in Stillwater was especially troubling, because Texas operated with a level of ineptitude that was reminiscent of the staffs first two seasons in Austin.
Well, look whos back in the Big 12 spotlight. Oklahoma, given up for dead after ugly losses to Houston and Ohio State, jumped all over TCU last Saturday and held on for a potential season-pivoting 52-46 win in Fort Worth. The Sooners have issues, and Bob Stoops is dealing with his own group of surly boosters. But the team is also entering a portion of the schedule tailored for a rebound. And therell be no shortage of motivation this weekend, particularly since the Horns handed OU its only regular season loss of 2015.
What To Know About Texas
The Horns appeared to be peeking around the corner after beating Notre Dame and UTEP to start the season. But then old wounds began to reopen, such as poor tackling and special teams miscues. Cal quarterbackDavis Webb carved up a young secondary, and a balanced OklahomaState attack ripped the Horns for 555 yards. In the aftermath, coordinator Vance Bedford has been demoted and Strong will now call defensive plays. Just what the head guy needs: more pressure to deliver. Lost in the skid has been the impact of the other coordinator, Sterlin Gilbert, whose offense has done its part to win games. Shane Buechele is the franchise undercenter and DOnta Foreman and Chris Warren III have been battering rams between the tackles, though both backs were injured Saturday, forcing rookie Kyle Porter into action.
What to Know About Oklahoma
The Sooners are flawed, more than most anticipated before the season began. But in the Big 12, flawed wont necessarily eliminate a team from league contention. In many ways, Oklahoma and Texas are looking in the mirror; both have the weapons to survive in shootouts and the defensive holes to be, well, dragged into too many shootouts. Baker Mayfield will play with a chip on his shoulder, because thats built into his brand. And h**l get help from OUs version of Foreman and Warren, Samaje Perine and Joe Mixon, as well as wideoutDede Westbrook, whos coming off the best game of his career. Mike Stoops defense is a different story, especially in the secondary. Buechele will target a pass defense thats allowed 13 touchdown passes, has picked off just one and ranks 122nd nationally in pass efficiency defense.
Advantages
Offense: Oklahoma. The Sooners boast the better quarterback and the healthier backs entering Week 6.
Defense: Push. Both programs have been equally feeble at making stops and wrapping up in space, particularly when opposing quarterbacks are dropping back to throw.
Special Teams: Oklahoma. Three blocked extra points in Stillwater were emblematic of Texas special teams woes. Plus, the Sooners house a triple-threat in kicking specialist Austin Seibert.
Coaching: Oklahoma. Pile on Bob Stoops if you must, but hes still one of the premier coaches at this level. The battle of the offensive coordinators, Gilbert and Lincoln Riley, will be an intriguing one not lost on ADs around the country.
Intangibles: Oklahoma. The Sooners have the momentum and added motivation after falling last year in the Cotton Bowl.
Matchup To Watch
The Texas D-line vs. the Oklahoma O-line
If theres an area that the Texas defense might be able to exploit, its a shaky Sooner front wall thats allowed 13 sacks through four games. Oklahomahas shuffled around the alignment, and it largely worked last week in Fort Worth. But the Horns have done a decent job of generating pressure, including a pair of sacks from free safetyJason Hall in Week 5.
Texas vs. Oklahoma Betting Odds
Spread: Oklahoma -10.5Over/Under: N/A
Texas vs. Oklahoma Prediction
This could be Strongs last stand. Ultimately, itll be one of the final nails in his Texas coaching coffin. Oklahoma is beatable, namely in the trenches. But the Longhorns are heading in the wrong direction, and with chatter swirling about the their coachs future, the pressure will become insurmountable for such a young team. The Sooners, meanwhile, have located solid footing, relatively speaking. They have the luxury of a veteran quarterback whos played in this game before and the healthier overall backfield. Itll be high scoring, at times sloppy and extremely tense and emotional throughout. In the end, Mayfield will be the hero, guiding the Soonersto a second straight win and a perfect start in Big 12 play.
Texas vs. Oklahoma Score Prediction: Oklahoma 41, Texas 33
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series- Full Race- Bass Pro Shops NRA Night Race
NASCAR and the Charlotte Motor Speedway did the only sensible thing they could do by postponing tonights Bank of America 500 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race, which will now run Sunday at noon ET.
The Drive for the Cure 300 NASCAR XFINITY Series race will then follow 45 minutes after the end of the Cup race.
While its true that the forecast calls for the weather to clear in the Metro Charlotte area at some point tonight, getting to the track tonight would have posed a daunting challenge for many fans.
South Carolina was especially hard hit by Hurricane Matthew, which caused heavy flooding and huge traffic delays. Many roads are still impassible in the lowlands of that state.
CMS draws a lot of its fans from South Carolina and Georgia. Had the race been run tonight, thousands upon thousands of fans would not have been able to get to the track.
Doubtless, many will still miss the race on Sunday, but it wont be as bad as it would have been on Saturday night.
Is it ideal to run the race on Sunday? Of course not.
It will disrupt the plans of some, including fans who are traveling to the track from far away and need to be back at work Monday morning. The rain delay is bad news for them.
But given the alternative of trying to squeeze the race in tonight, delaying the Sprint Cup and XFINITY races until Sunday was by far the wisest available alternative: It will affect the race teams equally and should be the least onerous option for race fans.
