Guns N" Roses - November Rain
Usually in this post I try to design some (not-so) clever competitive framework that allows the various streaming services to compete against one another based upon what shows they add or lose in a given month. The kind of thing where I say that Amazon getting Small Wonder is a bigger win than Netflix debuting Stranger Things, for example. (The degree to which one agrees with these takes can vary depending on age or taste, except for this example which is empirically correct because everybody knows that a terrible 80s sitcom about a robotic girl is way better than one of Netflixs best shows in years.)
This month, however, theres not really a need to go through that kind of breakdown. There are shining moments here and there Netflix is getting The African Queen and Boyhood for example, while HBO Now will be getting the original two Tim Burton Batman films but the competition is pretty much over once you see Amazon Prime"s list. It doesnt just include movies like Fletch and Creed, which would be pretty big gets in a normal month. Amazon Prime Streaming is also getting Rocky I through IV, and more importantly, the entire pre-Daniel Craig James Bond library. That includes Sean Connery classics like Dr. No, where you can uncomfortably shift in your seat at the regressive and sexist portrayals of women, A View to a Kill, where you can shiver at the dated (but undeniably catchy) synth flair of Duran Durans theme song, or Goldeneye, which you probably know better as the inspiration for a video game you use to play a lot.
Just as simple cultural artifacts, the Bond films are worth visiting, both as a (sometimes mind-boggling) reminder of what was once considered totally acceptable behavior in populist, popcorn entertainment and for the context to understand how todays Bond could even be considered slightly progressive.
Coming to NetflixNovember 1st
- The African Queen
- Alfie
- Bob the Builder: White Christmas
- Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh
- The Confessions of Thomas Quick
- Cujo
- The Doors
- The Heartbreak Kid
- Jetsons: The Movie
- Kings Faith
- Love, Now
- Norman Lear: Just Another Version of You
- Pervert Park
- Ravenous
- Stephen Kings Thinner
- Tales from the Darkside: The Movie
- Thomas & Friends: A Very Thomas Christmas
- Thomas & Friends: Holiday Express
- Thomas & Friends: Merry Winter Wish
- Thomas & Friends: The Christmas Engines
- Thomas & Friends: Ultimate Christmas
November 2nd-15th
- Dough
- Food Choices
- Meet the Blacks
- The Crown, season 1
- Dana Carvey: Straight White Male, 60
- The Ivory Game
- Just Friends
- World of Winx, season 1
- Danger Mouse, season 2
- All Hail King Julien, season 4
- Case, season 1
- Estocolmo, season 1
- Roman Empire: Reign of Blood, season 1
- Tales by Light, season 1
- True Memoirs of An International Assassin
- Under the Sun
- Take Me to the River
- Chalk It Up
- Carter High
- Dieter Nuhr: Nuhr in Berlin
- K-POP Extreme Survival, season 1
- Men Go to Battle
- The Missing Ingredient: What is the Recipe for Success?
November 16th-18th
- The 100, season 3
- Burn After Reading
- Jackass 3.5: The Unrated Movie
- Paddington (2014)
- Lovesick, season 2
- Paranoid, season 1
- The Battle of Midway
- Beat Bugs, season 2
- Colin Quinn: The New York Story
- Divines
- Prelude to War
- San Pietro
- Sour Grapes
- Thunderbolt
- Tunisian Victory
- Undercover: How to Operate Behind Enemy Lines
- Why We Fight: The Battle of Russia
- WWII: Report from the Aleutians
November 22nd-30th
- Mercy
- Penguins: Spy in the Huddle, season 1
- 3%, season 1
- Boyhood
- Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life
- Michael Che Matters
- Silver Skies
- Ghost Team
- I Dream Too Much
- The Jungle Book
- Level Up
- Traded
November 1st
- The Addams Family
- Almost Famous
- Angel Heart
- Barnyard
- Bratz: The Movie
- The Burbs
- Cant Hardly Wait
- Chuck, seasons 1-5
- The Core
- Deliverance
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
- Echelon Conspiracy
- Eight Crazy Nights
- Empire State
- Equilibrium
- Escape to Witch Mountain
- The Family Man
- Fatal Attraction
- Fresh
- Get Rich or Die Tryin
- The Holiday
- Into the Wild
- Kangaroo Jack
- Legally Blonde
- Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
- Major League
- Mansfield Park
- Meet Joe Black
- Mel Brooks: Make a Noise
- Open Season
- Open Season 2
- Open Season 3
- Patton Oswalt: My Weakness Is Strong
- Powerpuff Girls, seasons 1-6
- Rounders
- Scream 2
- s*x: My British Job
- Shameless, series 1-10 (UK)
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
- Somethings Gotta Give
- The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
- Spy Game
- The Sum of All Fears
- Total Drama World Tour
- Underground: The Julian Assange Story
- Urban Cowboy
- Varsity Blues
- What Women Want
November 2nd-15th
- The English Teacher
- Gigli (2003)
- The Homesman
- Quartet
- Seal Team 8: Behind Enemy Lines
- n***d Among Wolves
November 16th-30th
- The American
- Lets Go to Prison
- Tracers
- The Boxtrolls
- Scenic Route
- Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors
- The Boondocks, seasons 1-4
- Chowder, seasons 1-3
- Courage the Cowardly Dog, seasons 1-4
- Uncle Grandpa, season 1
- Robin Hood (1973)
- Stuck in Love
- x*x (2002)
November 1st
- A View to a Kill
- The Addams Family
- Addams Family Values
- Barbershop
- Be Cool
- Courage Mountain
- Death at a Funeral
- Deterrence
- Diamonds are Forever
- Die Another Day
- Dr. No
- Enter The Ninja
- Erin Brockovich
- Fatal Attraction
- Fletch
- For Your Eyes Only
- From Russia with Love
- Get Shorty
- Goldeneye
- Goldfinger
- Good Advice
- Happily NEver After
- Happily NEver After 2: Snow White
- Legally Blonde
- Licence to Kill
- Live and Let Die
- Major League
- Man with the Golden Gun
- Matilda
- Meet Joe Black
- Mermaids
- Moonraker
- Never Say Never Again
- Octopussy
- On Her Majestys Secret Service
- Rocky
- Rocky II
- Rocky III
- Rocky IV
- Rocky V
- Rollerball (1975)
- Rollerball (2002)
- Rounders
- Shadows and Fog
- Terms of Endearment
- The Conversation
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- The Living Daylights
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- The Switch
- The World Is Not Enough
- Thunderball
- Tomorrow Never Dies
- Top Secret!
- Up in the Air
- Urban Cowboy
- You Only Live Twice
November 5th-15th
- The Night Manager, season 1
- A Monster with a Thousand Heads
- Steve McQueen: The Man & Le Mans
- The Haunting in Connecticut
- Flesh And Bone, season 1
- Red Oaks, season 2
- Green Room
- Almost Holy
- The Royals, season 2
November 17th-30th
- Miss you Already
- Patton Oswalt: Comedy Plus Tragedy Equals Time
- Grantchester, season 2
- The Grand Tour, season 1
- Creed
- Son of Rambow
- Diablo
- No Stranger than Love
- Outlaws & Angels
- The One I Love
November 1st
- Insidious: Chapter 3
- Paper Moon
- All the Presidents Men
- AVPR: Aliens vs. Predator Requiem
- Batman
- Batman & Robin
- Batman Forever
- Batman Returns
- Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1
- Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2
- Batman: Under the Red Hood
- Batman: Year One
- Being There
- Blast from the Past
- Hitman
- King Ralph
- Matchstick Men
- Minority Report
- Miracle on 34th Street
- Old School (extended cut, 1973)
- The Color of Money
- The Dead Pool
- The Divergent Series: Insurgent
- The Sand Pebbles
- The Young Messiah
- Mal de ojo (aka Evil Eye)
November 2nd-12th
- Hitman: Agent 47
- Millie and the Lords
- How to be Single,
- Def Comedy Jam, seasons 7 and 8
- Underfire: The Untold Story of PFC. Tony Vaccaro
- Quiero ser fiel (aka Why Do Men Cheat?)
- The Divergent Series: Allegiant
- All Def Comedy
November 18th-28th
- Victor Manuelle: Que suenen los tambores
- Race
- Marathon: The Patriots Day Bombing
- Eddie the Eagle
- Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
- Mariela Castros March: Cubas Sexual Revolution
- Patria o Muerte: Cuba, Fatherland or Death
November 30th
- A Beautiful Mind
- American Gangster
- American Pie
- American Pie 2
- Bee Movie
- Face/Off
- Igby Goes Down
- Jurassic World
- Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
- Paper Towns
- State and Main
- The 25th Hour
- The Black Dahlia
- The Score
- The Transporter
- The Wrestler
- Trainwreck
Source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/31/13483152/netflix-amazon-prime-hbo-now-new-movies-tv-shows-november-2016
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