Mcchicken video link in description By: Express Web Desk | New Delhi | Published:August 29, 2016 9:00 pm Food p**n, literally!
Many of us go online and spend hours staring, dreaming and l*****g after those fantastic images of perfectly plated food, creamy chocolate oozing out of soft doughnuts and that beautifully glistening piece of meat thats just waiting for someone to tuck in; alas, you sitting on the computer or any other mobile device wont be the one doing any tucking.
So, when you get up in the morning to find that McChicken is one of the trends on Twitter, no one and we mean no one can find fault with you instantly clicking on the hashtag to find out whats new with one of the worlds most popular burgers. You might even be thinking youd go out, or order in, a McChicken yourself, crispy chicken, a slice of cheese, fresh lettuce and mayo, all packed in nicely in a soft sesame sprinkled bun as you go through the motions of clicking on the word, waiting on your rather slow Internet (because it does take a while) to bring up the search page.
AND then, this!
Youre first puzzled, then horror of horrors shocked, and then you need to decide between feeling disgusted or sick or both as you comprehend the reason for the trend. For, once known, it cannot be not-known. And once seen, it cannot be unseen!
Well, as it turns out, if youve still managed to be blissfully unaware of the existence and the raison detre of the said hashtag, lets just break it to you a video of a man having s*x with a McChicken sandwich was posted online, and it has quite predictably gone viral. Not so much as because people wanted to see it, but more because people couldnt believe it was possible and they wanted that rumours negated.
Bizarre fact. Its true. And if you love your McChicken, do not be going about googling the video, because as weve said once seen, it cannot be unseen! After all, who would do such a thing?!
And thats exactly what Twitterati cant stop asking. Followed with a whole line-up of McChicken reactions and jokes. Before we unleash your curiosity onto Twitterverse, sample these, starting with the most popular tweet by actor Seth Rogen:
But then, for some love is love!
Well now leave you to make your own jokes in the comments section below!
Univision News has named Patsy Loris executive vice president of news and executive news director, putting the network veteran in charge of all of Univisions network news programs, including Noticiero Univision, Primer Impacto, Aqu y Ahora and Al Punto.
Executive producers of each of the networks news shows will report to Loris, who will report to Univision News president Daniel Coronell.
As an immensely valuable member of the Univision family for nearly three decades, Patsy has been on the front line of the evolution of Spanish-language news programming in the U.S., said Coronell in a statement. Her production experience, talent and creativity have inspired her to use state-of-the-art technology to make our news shows more dynamic, fast-paced and innovative, while ensuring that they continue to be the most trusted source of news for Hispanic America. With this new promotion, we are proud to recognize once again, her countless contributions to the success of Univision News.
Loris joined Univision in 1988, and was named vice president of news in 2013 as she played a key role in the launch of Fusion. Last year, Loris was promoted to senior vice president of news and senior news director.
Alison Carey sends a video to sibling Mariah Carey!
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Le Daily Freeman rapporte que la grande sur de Mariah Carey, Alison, contamine par le virus du VIH, a t arrte pour prostitution dans l"Etat de New York.
Alison Carey, 55 ans, est la grande sur de Mariah Carey. Toxicomane et sropositive, Alison est nouveau au cur de l"actualit des faits divers aux Etats-Unis puisque vendredi soir, elle a t arrte pour prostitution dans la ville de Saugerties, situe dans l"tat de New York, comme le rapporte le Daily Freeman.
C"est un policier sous couverture qui a arrt la sur de la chanteuse. Alison Carey a prcis lors de son arrestation qu"elle tait la sur de l"interprte de We Belong Together. Les deux femmes sont en froid depuis des annes. Pendant longtemps, Mariah Carey a aid financirement sa sur en lui donnant de l"argent mais ces dernires annes, la diva avait coup les ponts avec son ane, qui continuait de se droguer.
Au mois de mars dernier, Alison Carey avait enregistr une vido, qu"elle avait adress au DailyMail, dans laquelle elle lanait un appel sa sur. "Mariah, je t"aime. J"ai dsesprment besoin de ton aide. Je t"en prie, ne m"abandonne pas ainsi", pouvait-on l"entendre dire. La chanteuse n"a pas donn suite ce message de dtresse.
In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!, an obviously pro-Donald Trump book, happened to have been untimely released. The Republican nominee himself messed it up, in effect, betraying its bestselling author, Ann Coulter, with his sudden change of mind on immigration policies.
Whether Coulters latest book will join her list of 12 New York Times bestsellers, no one can tell, at least this early. One thing is sure, though. The author of In Trump We Trust, upon hearing Donalds recent massive flip-flops on immigration issues, fumed, resorting to some tweet storming business to discredit her main man in the book.
Only part he left out was the "hoops" they"ll have to jump through! Trump:"No citizenship. Let me go a step furtherthey"ll pay back-taxes"
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
Trump: "they have to pay taxes, there"s no amnesty" [Pro Tip: "Back taxes" means we pay illegals $30k apiece in EITC.}
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
It"s not "amnesty." It"s "comprehensive immigration reform"!!!! Trump: "they have to pay taxes, there"s no amnesty."
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
Well, if it"s "hard," then nevermind. Trump: " to take a person who"s been here for 15 or 20 years .It"s a very, very hard thing."
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
For some unknown reason, the author of In Trump We Trust later retracted.
COULTER SCORCHES MEDIA: I"M NOT "ABANDONING" TRUMP https://t.co/nppE6C73zb
Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 25, 2016
Coulters message in her 182-page hagiography, as Dan Roberts of the Guardian aptly called it, is loud and clear.
Theres nothing Trump can do that wont be forgiven. Except change his immigration policies.
That could have given the Republican presidential wanna-be a further veneer of respectability, said Roberts, had he not squandered it.
As the Guardians Washington bureau chief had it, Unfortunately, at the very moment of the book-signing, that was exactly what Trump was doing.
In this Aug. 22, 2016, file photo, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump meets with active and retired law enforcement in Akron, Ohio. Just days ago Trump reshuffled his campaign staff just as he tries to recalibrate his message for the general election, in which his tough stance on immigration may be more of a liability than it was in the Republican primary. [Photo by Gerald Herbert/AP Images]In an interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity, Trump proved to have softened his previously tough anti-immigration policies to win the moderates, through which emerged a rather different figure than the one Coulter portrayed in her In Trump We Trust.
Responding to Hannitys query on the fate of approximately 11 million undocumented immigrants living in the United States, Trump said that, should he become Americas next president, while these people will get no citizenship, they will be required to pay taxes in exchange for legal status, provided we get the bad ones out.
Acknowledging that everybody in the audience agrees with the idea, the Republican presidential hopeful went on to say that when I go through and meet thousands and thousands of people on this subject, and theyve said, Mr Trump, I love you, but to take a person whos been here for 15 or 20 years and throw them and their family out, its so tough, Mr Trump. I have it all the time! Its a very, very hard thing.
Exchanges of comments continued on in the show until Trump made his point even clearer.
Those people that have been working so hard to come into the country and going through the process, the conservative GOP nominee said, were going to take them in, and were going to cherish them, and theyre going to love us. We want the ones that want to love us, not the ones that want to create problems.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks at Jonis Roast and Ride during a fundraiser at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, in Des Moines, Iowa, Saturday, Aug. 27, 2016. [Photo by Gerald Herbert/AP Images]These must have run contrary to Coulters In Trump We Trust, which, according to the Atlantics Peter Beinart, devotes six chapters to the subject of immigrants and rape, echoing its main characters original strong anti-immigration leanings.
But unlike many Trump defenders, Beinart pointed out, Coulter makes clear that her primary allegiance is not to Trump the man.
Its to the nostalgic Make America White Again brand of conservatism that she began peddling even before he did, Beinart said. In In Trump We Trust, Coulter calls Trump a tasteless, publicity-seeking, coarse billionaire and argues that, the one thing voters werent wild about was his personality."
If Trump were to succeed in his bid for the presidency, according to Beinart, alluding to what Coulter has to say in the book, it would be because his campaign has been ideological, which falls into line with American white supremacists protests against the federal governments immigration policies.
Considering Trumps recent change of mind on immigration issues, however, it is very likely that he will lose the support of this segment of American electors.
Only last Saturday in Iowa, the Republican nominee was heard again with yet another flip-flop on the issue, promising crackdown on immigrants, Clay Masters of the NPR reported, including removing the hundreds and thousands of criminal illegal immigrants that have been released into the United States and United States communities under the incompetent Obama/Clinton administration.
Every Brock Osweiler Throw from Week 2 | 2016 NFL Preseason Highlights Houston is the rare division champ that neededto make massive changes. Fantasy-wise, things are looking up. (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
The Juggernaut Index is our annual ranking and review of NFL teams for fantasy purposes repeat: FANTASY PURPOSES. Here we concern ourselves with a franchises likely contributions to the fantasy player pool. We are not concerned with projected wins and losses. Instead, were focused on yards and points. As always, were beginning with the leagues least useful teams, working our way toward the elite fantasy juggernauts.
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As a general rule, year-to-year continuity is a big deal in the NFL. Its not reasonable to expect a team to execute flawlessly in September if it underwent a massive overhaul in March. Without overstating pro footballs complexity, hopefully we can all agree that repetition, rapport and scheme familiarity are not small things. Building a great real-life team is somewhat more complicated than assembling a great fantasy roster.
Which brings us to the 2016 Houston Texans. This teams first-string offense in opening week will feature a new quarterback, new running back, two new offensive linemen and at least one new receiver. Thats a whole lotta new. Its possible that Bill OBriens squad will be an unstoppable machine from the seasons first snap, but we shouldnt panic if it isnt.
If theres one thing we can say with certainty about the Texans offense, its that change was needed. Last year, Houston led the NFL in pace while ranking at the bottom of the league in yards per play (4.9). It was a hurry-up-and-punt system, basically. (Shane Lechler would have been a monster in PPP leagues, if such a format existed. He punted 95 times, the second-highest total in the league.) The Texans completed only 57.8 percent of their pass attempts in 2015, and the teams running game averaged just 3.7 yards per carry. Horrendous rates, obviously.
This year, Brock Osweiler takes over at quarterback after signing a mega-deal with Houston in free agency (four years, $72 million). He appeared in eight games for the Broncos last season, his play was uneven, and he posted a passer-rating of 86.4. Its not at all clear that Osweiler is the sort of QB who can guide a team deep into the postseason. But hey, hes also not Brian Hoyer, so thats exciting. Osweiler has uncommon size (6-foot-7) and plenty of arm strength, but his accuracy isnt special and his processing speed may not be the greatest. Still, he directed a few big wins for Denver last year notably against New England and Cincinnati and h**l have plenty of firepower at his disposal in Houston. It wouldnt be a shock if he emerged as a stream-worthy QB for fantasy purposes, but he doesnt belong in the draft discussion for leagues of typical size. Ive snagged Osweiler as a late flier in super-flex formats simply because he gets to throw to this guy
DeAndre Hopkins cannot be covered. Nope. (Photo by Ronald C. Modra/Sports Imagery/Getty Images)
DeAndre Hopkins has seen a parade of poor quarterbacks since entering the league Schaub, Keenum, Yates, Mallet, Weeden, Hoyer so I refuse to believe he cant thrive with Osweiler. Hes coming off a season in which he caught 111 b***s for 1521 yards and 11 scores, drawing a ridiculous 192 targets. Nuk gave us 11 games with at least 80 receiving yards last year, and only once was he held to fewer than five catches. He has freakish hands and perhaps the best body control in the league. Hes fantastic, is what Im saying a no-doubt No. 1 receiver. Draft him in the first round with confidence.
Beyond Hopkins, however, Houstons receiving corps is loaded with question marks. First-round rookie Will Fuller is a burner with 4.32 speed, and it appears h**l start opposite Hopkins. Theres no questioning his vertical ability, but his hands are a legit concern. Fullers collegiate career was filled with big plays and ugly drops, and its worth noting that he was owned (and later trashed) by Clemson corner Mackensie Alexander. Its not as if Fuller is going to run every route in the playbook, but h**l serve as an immediate home-run threat. Id prefer to own him in a best-ball format than in a league with standard settings, but its clear he deserves attention in deeper player pools.
Braxton Miller, another rookie, appears to be ticketed for slot duties. Hes caught seven b***s for 68 yards in exhibition play thus far, running with the starters. Miller only spent one season at receiver at Ohio State, but hes apparently a quick study. Like Fuller, he should have a place on your cheat sheet in deep-ish leagues. Millers preseason highlights are high quality, and you might recall that he specialized in the spin-move-of-death at OSU.
At the moment, Jaelen Strong and Cecil Shorts are simply names on the depth chart, players with little chance to be featured. No need to draft either receiver. The Texans havent given us a useful fantasy tight end since the prime years of Owen Daniels, but the team may have found something in UDFA Stephen Anderson. At 6-foot-2 and 230 pounds, hes either an undersized TE or a slightly over-sized WR. Either way, they seem to like him in Houston. Theres no pressing need to draft him, of course, but file away the name.
The Texans ranked fifth in the NFL in total rush attempts last season (472) and No. 29 in yards per carry (3.7), which is well, thats misery. As a fan, theres almost nothing worse than a bad running team with a deep commitment to the run. But new acquisition Lamar Miller is taking over the featured role in Houstons backfield, chasing Alfred Blue to the sideline. Miller is simply an enormous upgrade for this team. He managed to finish as a top-10 fantasy back in each of the past two seasons, despite receiving a curiously modest workload (only 241 touches in 2015). All signs point to Miller feasting in the year ahead; his touches should increase by 70 or more, assuming good health. Its easy to see a path to a top-three positional finish for Miller, and he shouldnt fall outside the top 15 picks in a typical draft.
I havent yet reached a Brad Evans level of enthusiasm with Miller check the ranks for details but I do understand the infatuation. Brads stance on Miller does not crack the list of his 100 most insane fantasy opinions.
Houstons defense is led by one of the NFLs most relentless corporate pitchmen pass-rushers, J.J. Watt, a hurricane of a human being. Watt is recovering from surgery to repair a herniated disk, placing his September availability in doubt. He played through hand, groin, disk and abdominal injuries last season and still managed to produce 17.5 sacks and 76 tackles, so Im not going to give a pessimistic spin on his outlook for 2016. Hes not a normal dude. The Texans D has talent at all levels and the teams division schedule is loaded with turnovers, so this is a group to target in our game. They open against Jay Cutler & Co., so well rank em as a recommended play in Week 1, regardless of Watts status.
2015 Offensive Stats & RanksPoints per game 21.2 (22)Pass YPG 239.6 (18)Rush YPG 108.2 (15)Yards per play 4.9 (32)Plays per game 69.9 (1)
Previous Juggernaut Index entries: 32) Cleveland, 31) San Francisco, 30) Philadelphia, 29) Baltimore, 28) Tennessee, 27) Los Angeles, 26) Miami, 25) Detroit, 24) Chicago, 23) San Diego, 22) Minnesota, 21) Tampa Bay, 20) Atlanta, 19) Washington, 18) Buffalo, 17) Kansas City, 16) Oakland, 15) NY Giants, 14) Indianapolis, 13) Jacksonville, 12) Houston
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Here"s a roundup of news trending across the nation and world today.
What to know now:
1. Sexting accusations again: Former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner(D-N.Y.), allegedly sent explicit photos of himself to a woman, the New York Post reported late Sunday. Weiner, who resign his seat in Congress following a sexting scandal in 2011, said the woman in question has been a friend of his for some time though the two had never met. One of the photos posted by the Post and allegedly provided by the woman shows Weiners son sleeping in the background. Weiners wife is top Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin.
2. Gabriel dies: Juan Gabriel, the Latin American music icon who sold more than 100 million records during his career, died Sunday. He was 66. According to officials, the singer died from natural causes. He performed at The Forum in Los Angeles on Friday night and was to perform on Sunday in El Paso, Texas.
3. Men arrested in Wade"s cousin"s death: Two men, brothers, have been arrested and charged with first-degree murder in the shooting death of NBA star Dwyane Wades cousin. Darwin Sorrells Jr., 26, and Derren Sorrells, 22, were charged with shooting Nykea Aldridge in the head as she pushed her baby in a stroller. According to officials, Aldridge was not the intended target. Police also said a video of the shooting exists.
4. Could be a storm: A tropical depression that formed Sunday in the Florida straits could become a tropical storm in the next few hours. According to the National Hurricane Center, the depression is expected to get stronger as it moves westward into the Gulf of Mexico, then is predicted to turn east and into Florida. As tropical systems are unpredictable, the NHC warns everyone who lives along the Gulf Coast to monitor the storm.
5. No to the anthem: San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who refused to stand when the National Anthem was played at an NFL pre-season game, says he will continue to keep his seat until there"s significant change and I feel like that flag represents what it"s supposed to represent. Kaepernick has drawn criticism for refusing to stand for the anthem, but says his actions have a purpose. "No one"s tried to quiet me and, to be honest, it"s not something I"m going to be quiet about," he said. "I"m going to speak the truth when I"m asked about it."
And one more
Beyonce put on a 16-minute concert during Sundays MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, thrilling fans inside Madison Square Garden and millions watching at home. She topped off a night of eight award wins which included one for best video -- with hits from her album Lemonade. Other highlights from the night included Brittney Spears comeback performance, and the presentation of Rihannas lifetime achievement award.
Happy with how we bowled in last eight overs - Dhoni
MS Dhoni, the India captain, has called for improvement while bowling in the first six overs and has asked his bowlers to assess conditions quickly, to determine what a competitive spell is ahead of the second T20 international against West Indies in Florida on Sunday.
India had conceded the third highest T20I total - 245 - in the first game on Saturday morning but then chased superbly, only to fall short by one run. West Indies had built their score on a rollicking opening stand between Johnson Charles and Evin Lewis - 126 in 9.3 overs.
"I felt the way the boys performed overall was very good," Dhoni said after the game. "If we can improve how we bowl in the first six overs - in fact it was the first 12 overs where we gave away too many runs."
Dhoni said there needed to be quicker recognition from the bowlers to adjust their game plans when it became clear that the pristine batting pitch was suiting the West Indies" hyper-aggressive approach spearheaded by Charles, who struck 79 off 33 b***s.
"Immediately, as a bowler, what you have to do is you have to assess the conditions and change your game plan to some extent," Dhoni said. "Normally you think on a good wicket if I"m bowling four overs, if I even get hit for 40 runs and get one or two wickets, it"s good enough. So you have to quickly assess what is a good bowling analysis on this wicket. Maybe the way everybody got hit, it seemed like a four-over 50 [runs], and if you get a couple of wickets or more you are in the plus."
The bulk of India"s chasing was done by KL Rahul, who scored 110 off 51 b***s, his maiden T20I hundred in only his fourth game. He said he hoped to "go from strength to strength".
"It is very disappointing to be on the losing side but what"s good to see is that we did not give up half way through," Rahul told the BCCI website. "The West Indies had put up a big total for us to chase and what we spoke in the dressing room was to try to take the game as long as we could and the way everyone came and approached this innings was very good to see Happy with the approach, but disappointed with the result."
Rahul and Dhoni put on 107 in 8.1 overs for the fourth wicket, the partnership ending off the final ball of the game, which Dhoni edged to short third man when India needed two to win. Rahul said the game could have "gone anywhere".
"As soon as he [Dhoni] came in, I knew that he would make me run a lot," Rahul said. "I was already tired by the time he came, but he kept on pushing me and like I said we just kept things simple out there in the middle. We required 13 runs an over. He said that even if we get 11-12 runs till the sixteenth over, it was ok and we could go big in the last couple of overs. We were favouring one end and hit sixes on that side and we knew that they did not have overs left from their main bowlers in the death. That was the plan and we just kept hitting well, kept connecting. We got 11-12 runs easily in an over. Just unfortunate it was one of those days when the game could"ve gone anywhere."
India are currently second on the ICC"s T20I rankings, with West Indies third. They will swap positions if West Indies win on Sunday and take the series 2-0. Their new T20 captain Carlos Brathwaite said Saturday"s win and the manner in which it was achieved reaffirmed that the reigning World T20 champions were the top T20 side in world cricket.
"We became world champions and now we"re here to defend that and show that we are number one in the world and show why we are," Brathwaite said. "The rankings say that we"re number three and the plan is for us to go out tomorrow, give another big effort for the last, go 2-0 up, win the series and move to number two in the rankings."
